SciFi/Fantasy First Line Game - Page 111

Sarah W · 10-19-2009, 07:46 AM

It's tough being a cannibal with high cholesterol.

ELMontague · 10-19-2009, 08:08 AM

Looking like a human doesn't make you one.

Sarah W · 10-19-2009, 10:50 PM

Humans are big on appearance, low on common sense.

MGraybosch · 10-19-2009, 10:52 PM

PFC Johnson sighted on the enemy warlock as he chanted and gesticulated, and wondered how long it would be before Tinkerbell figured out that stuffing the officer corps with wizards wasn't sound doctrine.

Sarah W · 10-20-2009, 12:57 AM

The best thing about Tinkerbell wizards is the way they stand so nice and still for our snipers while they're doing their pixie dust-hokey pokey routine.

ELMontague · 10-20-2009, 06:56 AM

Hell if I know who left it on the moon.

JMBlackman · 10-20-2009, 08:06 AM

So, I was wandering on the moon the other day and found the holy grail, but I have no idea how it could have ended up there.

ELMontague · 10-20-2009, 10:00 AM

And then, then he said, he said the world was round and traveling thousands of miles an hour around the sun while the moon spun around us; have you ever heard such tripe?

Sarah W · 10-20-2009, 03:34 PM

My great uncle sailed to the end of the world three times--twice without falling off--but my mother doesn't like to talk about him.

Sarah W · 10-20-2009, 03:40 PM

I told the unicorn that I would believe in him if he would believe in me, but he walked away in a snit muttering something about drunks and crappy pick-up lines.

Or

The unicorn offered to believe in me, if I'd believe in her, but I thought I'd wait until the glenfiddich wore off a bit first.

ELMontague · 10-20-2009, 05:39 PM

Magic is in your heart, Ben, either you believe or it dies.

Sarah W · 10-20-2009, 06:32 PM

You can clap all you want, but when the faerie powering your pacemaker finally runs out of juice, there's nothing to do but petition your HMO for a trip to Never Never.

JMBlackman · 10-20-2009, 08:29 PM

"No, Mr. Watson, you are not covered for a replacement spell, regardless of whether you'll die without it or not and I'm not the one who writes your policy, so you'll need to take it up with your insurance company."

MumblingSage · 10-21-2009, 12:26 AM

As the last child on Earth, I was as spoiled rotten as you might imagine.

slcboston · 10-21-2009, 01:01 AM

The ladybugs were everywhere, and they were packing heat.

ELMontague · 10-21-2009, 03:54 AM

I don't know who started the war, but it was either the banks or the insurance companies.

ejaycee · 10-21-2009, 11:23 AM

I found rust in my ear, one of my joints started squeaking, and some Evil Emperor dude tried to take over my planet– average day, all things considered.

badducky · 10-21-2009, 03:47 PM

I used to be a cat.

Sarah W · 10-21-2009, 05:37 PM

My aptitude tests had guided me into a career as an Evil Galactic Overlady, but there was no dental and the hours sucked.

JMBlackman · 10-22-2009, 12:03 AM

Whoever knew that when my mom said I was destined for something, I would end up being a dragon slayer (and a piss-poor one at that).

meeeeegin · 10-22-2009, 03:14 AM

I slapped him and his head literally spun around like five times!

ELMontague · 10-22-2009, 04:05 AM

I know not what I did to earn her wrath, but the twist in my neck is killing me.

JMBlackman · 10-22-2009, 05:41 PM

I thought about killing him the moment I saw him, but then I noticed his fangs and thought twice about whether or not I could take him.

Sarah W · 10-22-2009, 05:57 PM

What's with all the hostility tonight I thought, as the bouncer tried her best to tie my main tentacles together.

ELMontague · 10-22-2009, 05:59 PM

Life was easier when we all knew there wasn't anybody else out there.

10-19-2009, 10:52 PM	#2754
MGraybosch Author of Starbreaker Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: United States Posts: 2,860	PFC Johnson sighted on the enemy warlock as he chanted and gesticulated, and wondered how long it would be before Tinkerbell figured out that stuffing the officer corps with wizards wasn't sound doctrine. __________________ Matthew Graybosch Author of the Starbreaker series, coming soon from Curiosity Quill Press... meow?

10-21-2009, 12:26 AM	#2764
MumblingSage Inarticulate Herb Join Date: May 2008 Location: in a certain state of mind Posts: 1,557	As the last child on Earth, I was as spoiled rotten as you might imagine. __________________ I don't have issues, I have contributor's copies! Now in fun flavors like sweet, spicy, and fantastic. Websites: TC-Mill.com and ThereseArkenberg.blogspot.com

10-21-2009, 01:01 AM	#2765
slcboston word-slinger Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Not Really Here Posts: 38,142	The ladybugs were everywhere, and they were packing heat. __________________ “If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?” Out of work? Stop by the AW Special Unemployment Team Password: serenity Fleas • Twits

10-21-2009, 11:23 AM	#2767
ejaycee knows nothing of your ruined garden Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: in a house in the clouds. Posts: 1,384	I found rust in my ear, one of my joints started squeaking, and some Evil Emperor dude tried to take over my planet– average day, all things considered. __________________ Words of Wisdom: 404 not found.

10-21-2009, 03:47 PM	#2768
badducky No Time For Chitchat, Kemosabe. Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 3,831	I used to be a cat. __________________ Come by my website

10-19-2009, 07:46 AM	#2751
Sarah W Bibilophibian At Large Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Illinois Quad-Cities Posts: 321	It's tough being a cannibal with high cholesterol.

10-19-2009, 08:08 AM	#2752
ELMontague Moderator AW Moderator Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Kansas City Posts: 3,059	Looking like a human doesn't make you one.

10-19-2009, 10:50 PM	#2753
Sarah W Bibilophibian At Large Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Illinois Quad-Cities Posts: 321	Humans are big on appearance, low on common sense.

10-20-2009, 12:57 AM	#2755
Sarah W Bibilophibian At Large Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Illinois Quad-Cities Posts: 321	The best thing about Tinkerbell wizards is the way they stand so nice and still for our snipers while they're doing their pixie dust-hokey pokey routine.

10-20-2009, 06:56 AM	#2756
ELMontague Moderator AW Moderator Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Kansas City Posts: 3,059	Hell if I know who left it on the moon.

10-20-2009, 08:06 AM	#2757
JMBlackman New kid, be gentle! Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 853	So, I was wandering on the moon the other day and found the holy grail, but I have no idea how it could have ended up there.

10-20-2009, 10:00 AM	#2758
ELMontague Moderator AW Moderator Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Kansas City Posts: 3,059	And then, then he said, he said the world was round and traveling thousands of miles an hour around the sun while the moon spun around us; have you ever heard such tripe?

10-20-2009, 03:34 PM	#2759
Sarah W Bibilophibian At Large Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Illinois Quad-Cities Posts: 321	My great uncle sailed to the end of the world three times--twice without falling off--but my mother doesn't like to talk about him.

10-20-2009, 03:40 PM	#2760
Sarah W Bibilophibian At Large Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Illinois Quad-Cities Posts: 321	I told the unicorn that I would believe in him if he would believe in me, but he walked away in a snit muttering something about drunks and crappy pick-up lines. Or The unicorn offered to believe in me, if I'd believe in her, but I thought I'd wait until the glenfiddich wore off a bit first.

10-20-2009, 05:39 PM	#2761
ELMontague Moderator AW Moderator Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Kansas City Posts: 3,059	Magic is in your heart, Ben, either you believe or it dies.

10-20-2009, 06:32 PM	#2762
Sarah W Bibilophibian At Large Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Illinois Quad-Cities Posts: 321	You can clap all you want, but when the faerie powering your pacemaker finally runs out of juice, there's nothing to do but petition your HMO for a trip to Never Never.

10-20-2009, 08:29 PM	#2763
JMBlackman New kid, be gentle! Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 853	"No, Mr. Watson, you are not covered for a replacement spell, regardless of whether you'll die without it or not and I'm not the one who writes your policy, so you'll need to take it up with your insurance company."

10-21-2009, 03:54 AM	#2766
ELMontague Moderator AW Moderator Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Kansas City Posts: 3,059	I don't know who started the war, but it was either the banks or the insurance companies.

10-21-2009, 05:37 PM	#2769
Sarah W Bibilophibian At Large Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Illinois Quad-Cities Posts: 321	My aptitude tests had guided me into a career as an Evil Galactic Overlady, but there was no dental and the hours sucked.

10-22-2009, 12:03 AM	#2770
JMBlackman New kid, be gentle! Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 853	Whoever knew that when my mom said I was destined for something, I would end up being a dragon slayer (and a piss-poor one at that).

10-22-2009, 03:14 AM	#2771
meeeeegin The inside of my ear itches....boo. Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Forest Park, GA Posts: 1,034	I slapped him and his head literally spun around like five times! __________________ "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn." C. S. Lewis

10-22-2009, 04:05 AM	#2772
ELMontague Moderator AW Moderator Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Kansas City Posts: 3,059	I know not what I did to earn her wrath, but the twist in my neck is killing me.

10-22-2009, 05:41 PM	#2773
JMBlackman New kid, be gentle! Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 853	I thought about killing him the moment I saw him, but then I noticed his fangs and thought twice about whether or not I could take him.

10-22-2009, 05:57 PM	#2774
Sarah W Bibilophibian At Large Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Illinois Quad-Cities Posts: 321	What's with all the hostility tonight I thought, as the bouncer tried her best to tie my main tentacles together.

10-22-2009, 05:59 PM	#2775
ELMontague Moderator AW Moderator Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Kansas City Posts: 3,059	Life was easier when we all knew there wasn't anybody else out there.

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