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Did you hear that?!?
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: In a permanent brain fog
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The reason we're given for the madness is trying to adjust our circadian rhythm of 24-hour days into 32-hour days, but I suspect it's something more.
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Bibilophibian At Large
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Illinois Quad-Cities
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Ma used to say that there were 24 usable hours in one day, but she never did a tour on Rapsidon 5, where the norm is 32.
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Bibilophibian At Large
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Illinois Quad-Cities
Posts: 321
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Switching from a Terra-cycle to a Rapisdon 5-cycle is like being jet-lagged 36\8.2.
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: A currently snow-bound island
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"My name is Elandra and I am addicted to Blood magic."
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WIPs: The Maidens Quartet (working title): - The Scholar: second draft - complete! - The Fighter: WIP, Chapter 4 complete. - The Healer: WIP, Chapter 1 complete. - The Watcher: WIP - co-writer's duty. Shattered Ivory: 2nd draft complete, approx. 115 000 words. |
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On the verge of greatness
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: In a house on a corner, next to this old lady and behind this bald obnoxiously fat guy, who keeps...
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No Time For Chitchat, Kemosabe.
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: San Antonio, TX
Posts: 3,831
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Do you believe that sand is the home of the gnomish rock-walkers?
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Kansas City
Posts: 3,059
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My life began on a grain of sand and ended in a sea of doubt.
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In Time-Out For My Sins
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: My shed
Posts: 5,206
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New kid, be gentle!
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Atlanta, GA
Posts: 853
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I'd heard that blood makes the grass grow but if I'd known it would turn the trees into carnivorous creatures, I wouldn't have tried it.
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Kansas City
Posts: 3,059
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She never understood that it wasn't blood in general that turned things to carnivorous creatures, but my blood.
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Rewriting My Destiny
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Brillig in the slithy toves...
Posts: 12,575
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It sucks being a werewolf allergic to dogs.
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Bibilophibian At Large
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Illinois Quad-Cities
Posts: 321
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I was still a couple hundred short on rent, but if I sold any more of my blood on the black market, I risked being exposed as Patient Zero.
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Kansas City
Posts: 3,059
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I gave my life's blood to research, but I kept the life for myself.
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: A currently snow-bound island
Posts: 280
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My newest... Some days should be struck from memory - like the day your new laptop tried to eat you. (More fun because I've just got a new laptop - early Christmas prezzie. Not tried to eat me though.)
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WIPs: The Maidens Quartet (working title): - The Scholar: second draft - complete! - The Fighter: WIP, Chapter 4 complete. - The Healer: WIP, Chapter 1 complete. - The Watcher: WIP - co-writer's duty. Shattered Ivory: 2nd draft complete, approx. 115 000 words. |
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New kid, be gentle!
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Atlanta, GA
Posts: 853
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My friend had a really bad break-up recently, so, I recommended Happy Days, the agency that can edit days, weeks, or even months from your mind (and from your heart).*
*Yes, I am thinking about Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Shush. I love that movie. |
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Kansas City
Posts: 3,059
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My friend recently suffered a horrible break-up and thankfully he carried insurance with for that sort of thing, so we just had to drop him off at The Assembly Hut; you know, putting you back together for over twenty years.
Last edited by ELMontague; 12-22-2009 at 03:03 AM. Reason: alas, I was running on... |
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New kid, be gentle!
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Atlanta, GA
Posts: 853
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Uncontrollable anger, run-away lust, terrible forgetfulness--these are are things we can cure, but to date, none of our scientists have been able to eliminate love due to being unable to define it.
Last edited by JMBlackman; 12-21-2009 at 08:00 PM. |
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Bibilophibian At Large
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Illinois Quad-Cities
Posts: 321
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Contrary to centuries of romantic philosophy, the biopsychiatric reaction called 'love' can be eradicated with one simple injection, but 89% of test subjects make the same stupid mistakes in their choice of partners over and over again.
(Next line--"Take me, for example.") |
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No Time For Chitchat, Kemosabe.
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: San Antonio, TX
Posts: 3,831
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I have seen the future of bees.
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Bibilophibian At Large
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Illinois Quad-Cities
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The single deciding factor between the survival or complete annihilation of all life on Sol-III was discovered, in retrospect, to be the death of the last queen of the genus Apis in the family Apidae, order Hymenoptera.
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My brother loves me thiiis much! :)
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: About a block away from the nuthouse...they've started sending me pamphlets.
Posts: 4,286
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Had I known that the little bee was the intergalactic representative of the Council to Preserve Homosapiens, I probably wouldn't have swatted at it with my magazine.
**And I definitely wouldn't have stomped on it repeatedly with my steel-toed boot.**
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Assassin Kitteh is nobody's pet. She is a wanderer. She goes where good folks need her help. (Or where the optimal amount of mayhem can be produced.) Do not weep for Assassin Kitteh. She rides alone...because she must. |
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No Time For Chitchat, Kemosabe.
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: San Antonio, TX
Posts: 3,831
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We did not recognize the messages they sent to us in the aurora borealis every night.
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 5,114
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'''I know I've said this before', he said', she said', I said as my past lives came flooding back.
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Bibilophibian At Large
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Illinois Quad-Cities
Posts: 321
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The problem with reincarnation is that most of the important skill sets acquired along the way--assassination tactics, dead languages, a working knowledge of the Kamasutra--fade until only deja vu is left.
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No Time For Chitchat, Kemosabe.
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: San Antonio, TX
Posts: 3,831
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Deju Vu is an echo of a moment when you died in a past-life.
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