Wergle Flomp Contest

Rhymer · Nov 10, 2006

I was just wondering how many out there have entered the Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest. The worst poem wins, it's hilarious. Is anyone brave enough to share their horrible poem....I will if you will.....(well maybe). Here's the link to the contest.....may the worst poet win!

http://www.winningwriters.com/contests/wergle/we_guidelines.php

poetinahat · Nov 20, 2006

Bumping this thread. Thanks, Rhymer. If I ever get this furrow surgically removed from my brow, I'd love to enter.

PattiTheWicked · Aug 25, 2007

Bumping this one up - has anyone entered yet for this coming year? The 2007 winner is absolutely hilarious - Pumpernickel

Go read it. And then type up your own spectacularly bad poem.

Jenny · Aug 26, 2007

It's hilarious. Thanks for posting the link

mjlpsu · Aug 27, 2007

Oh yeah, I gotta give this a try. Perhaps a Chinglish rhyme could help me win.

PattiTheWicked · Aug 27, 2007

I submitted one entitled "To Mr. Darcy from Elizabeth, an Ode in Poetic Verse, by Miss Amanda Pemberley."

You know when you rhyme "presence" with "pheasants", it's deliciously awful. I even typed up a bio of Miss Amanda in case the folks at Poetry.com really like her and want to see her tribute to Jane Eyre, entitled "Gentle Reader, I Married Him."

PattiTheWicked · Jan 7, 2008

**bump**

Anyone submitted your really dreadful stuff to Wergle Flomp?

Wergle Flomp Contest

Rhymer

poetinahat

say it loud

PattiTheWicked

Unleashing Hell.

Jenny

Who should be writing ...

mjlpsu

unidentifiable food tester

PattiTheWicked

Unleashing Hell.

PattiTheWicked

Unleashing Hell.