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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Or, not that cray.
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And now, back to Plotting!
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Northern Virginia
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Actually, all of the 16"/50's are on ships turned over to various states for display purposes, and the extra gun tubes were buried when Mt. Pinatubo erupted. All I can offer these days are Rail Guns.
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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Holy krap! Them's some guns.
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Pyongyang-bred heartthrob...
P&CE Ombudsman/Arbiter/Thingamajobbie
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Just north of the Maginot line
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Jesus, Haggis. Stop staring at Duncan's guns!
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thread stalker
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Post #37264
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does that make you feel uncomfortable, rob?
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Totally Ninja!
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: I had something for this...
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There we go.
Carry on.
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Write the turd. Polish the turd. Submit the turd. |
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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*high fives bunneh*
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Pyongyang-bred heartthrob...
P&CE Ombudsman/Arbiter/Thingamajobbie
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Just north of the Maginot line
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Something about people in glass houses...
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Pyongyang-bred heartthrob...
P&CE Ombudsman/Arbiter/Thingamajobbie
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Something about sandwiches for a picnic...
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I put for the general inclination of all mankind, a perpetual and restless desire of power after power, that ceaseth only in death. --Thomas Hobbes Ponds of Happenstance--blogging Sailor on the Ponds--tweeting No more motes: 3D-printing the return of self-provisioning |
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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Mmm...sandwiches.
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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*runs around in Duncan's wheel*
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And now, back to Plotting!
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Northern Virginia
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Hey! You weigh too much! You'll bend the ...
Shit. Too late. *taps foot* You do realize that you need to replace that, don't you?
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Goonsquad
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So, I'm too big, huh? The hugeness of me was just too much for your puny wheel, eh? So, what are you gonna do about it, little
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Only your ego.
You're a chihuahua fer Chrissakes. Of course you're too big for an effin' hamster wheel. Even your chihuahua brain should be able to wrap that thought around a stick! In view of the egregious nature of your calumny, honor can only be served in one manner. We'll meet at dawn, behind the Cathedral. Pistols for two, coffee for one. If you have a desire to leave any last words for posterity, tell them to your second. Oh, and I take my coffee black. No need to ask you. *sniff*
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Around and About
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where I hang my hat... when I can find my hat.
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*sigh*
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Goonsquad
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Just as well. Dawn's way too early for me to wake up.
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Pyongyang-bred heartthrob...
P&CE Ombudsman/Arbiter/Thingamajobbie
Join Date: Mar 2005
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This would be a good time to tent the house for termites...
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Goonsquad
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thread stalker
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Goonsquad
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That's the last time I'll warn you about identity thieves.
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And now, back to Plotting!
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And the first thing a hamster does when caged is plot to escape. < goes over to his hamster house and places one paw on the biometric pad on top of the floor safe. The lock snicks open and the lid raises on its self-powered struts. Reaching inside, I remove the patented Hamster-Mod Disguise Kit and don the form-fitting mask and body suit. Re-locking the safe, I depart to emergency escape tunnel #14. And they though that I was sleeping all those months of inactivity in this thread. I'll show them, I'll show them all! Muahahahahahahaha!> <disappears into the sub-sub-thread basement, echoes of a maniacal cackle fading into the distance.>
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Goonsquad
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*curls up in bathtub and falls asleep...has bad, scary nightmares about small creatures with teeth that never stop growing....*
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And now, back to Plotting!
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*Sneaks into Haggis' bathroom (while wearing a gas mask -- in a purely "just in case" way) and props up the mirror that Haggis fell asleep while staring at*
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Goonsquad
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*whines pitifully in his sleep*
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