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*Starts to relent, then remembers that it's Haggis. Continues to rig deadfall Haggis-traps and emplacing Claymore mines*
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*wakes up...peers over the side of the tub...notices weapons of mass destruction the other good-looking Chihuahua left...takes a hit from hip flask...curls back up again and waits for Bristol to come and save him*
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*Initiates Countdown Timer and leaves quietly, removing Mod-B-Gone suit and placing it in the nearest waste disposal receptacle*
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R/ Hamster #164 Last edited by Duncan J Macdonald; 01-11-2011 at 04:41 PM. |
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*reaches into back pocket...removes and dons vermin suit, knowing full well that rodent would never let any harm come to anyone who looked this disgusting*
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*picks up both Chihua-sters and places them in side-by-side kennels with hamster proof bars* *cleans the pile of toys out of the bathtub and puts them in the basket between the two kennels* |
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*Opens just-delivered ACME(R) Vermin Disguise and dons suit* He don't know me very well, do he. Edit to Add: <sigh> Yes mom. </sigh>
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R/ Hamster #164 Last edited by Duncan J Macdonald; 01-11-2011 at 06:18 PM. Reason: Mods |
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Hmmm. It seems we've come to an impasse.
*takes off rodent suit and flushes it down the toilet* *stares at Birol with big, wet puppy eyes in the hopes that she'll set a rat trap in Duncan's cage*
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*opens Haggis' cage, shoves him in a cute sweater, and sets him outside in the snow to do his business*
*returns Duncan to his hamster cage lined with fresh, fluffy cedar bedding* |
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Humph. Mom always did love you best.
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<psssst -- Is she still watching?>
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No. She's too busy banging her head on the desk because some authors think they are the only authors an editor is working with.
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*quietly slips pillow under Birol's head and sneaks away*
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I know you're having a tough day and all, Birol, but cute sweater or not, there's six inches of snow here and I'm freezing my bingos off.
And keep an eye on the rat too. I wouldn't trust him any further than I could fling him.
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*opens door and lets the shivering rat dog in the snow-encrusted sweater back inside* |
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Fixed? Broken, you mean.
And why this compulsion to neuter dogs, while vile, vermin-infested creatures like Hamster # 164 still continue to breathe our clean air? *stomps on all of Duncan's hidden hamster treats* *volunteers hamster to Revlon for vivisection*
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Because hamsters can double as snake food? (No offense, Duncan.)
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No, 'fixed' is right. Anything that prevents little-er Haggisses to appear is a good thing. Quote:
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None taken, my Lady. <bows> I completely understand how the mad chihuahua can cause stress in higher functioning species.
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R/ Hamster #164 Last edited by Duncan J Macdonald; 01-12-2011 at 07:05 AM. Reason: Adding Dress-Up Chihuahua Game |
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Yes, but Haggis let's me work off my stress by dressing him like this. Now, if he would only hold still while I painted his nails and tied the bows to his ears.
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But it's fuzzy. And adorable.
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*sigh*
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Good thing I'm nocturnal and don't open my eyes in the light, or I'd have to use steel wool and bleach to remove that image from my brain.
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What, the score? I agree. That's why I need practice.
Anyway, I have to be low if I'm going to reach you.
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