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Survivor
Join Date: Oct 2005
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As far as pansies go... Leo DiCrapio I get. Mark Wahlberg?
![]() May we all be so pansiettic. He's got that wrestler's/athlete's body that says "If I decided to kick your ass, believe me you wouldn't enjoy it. Lock thread."
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Midnight Reading
Join Date: May 2006
Location: In the toidy.
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I think they have a cream for that now.
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Loves Joni Mitchell
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Georgia
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Pyongyang-bred heartthrob...
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Just north of the Maginot line
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Seriously, from what I've seen, we seem to actually like some of the same things, but I can't get past this. It's liable to be on my tombstone: STILL MYSTIFIED, EVEN IN DEATH, THAT SOMEONE ACTUALLY LIKED TROY. I couldn't watch it. I tried. I wanted to like it. I was hoping to like it. But I just couldn't. *sigh*
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My Name is Sweet Thing
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Arizona
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Is it true, by the bye, that Mark Wahlberg has a third nipple?
I, for one, hope it's true.
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Darth Vader is my co-pilot
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The land of cow pies
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Darth Vader is my co-pilot
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Join Date: Feb 2005
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Fear the Death Ray
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: wgasa
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It's like putting Halle Berry in a wig and costume and cast her in Marie Antoinette -- it just doesn't work.
But anyway. Yes, Wahlberg does have a third nipple, but I can't see that in his picture. I wonder where it is, or did they airbrush it out?
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: The not-so-distant future
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And if we're going to complain about anyone in Troy who can't act/doesn't belong in a period film, it's going to be Saffron Burrows (Hector's wife). Chick has one facial expression, and it's constipated worry.
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A Work in Progress
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Oregon
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And don't get me started on that sexless German chick they had playing Helen of Troy. But all in all I liked Troy. And I think Brad Pitt is really a pretty darn good actor. He could have easily picked the pretty-boy career track, but instead he's made some good choices. |
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Fear the Death Ray
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Charlize Theron would have been great. Or if someone had the sense of switching Angelina Jolie from Alexander to Troy. She would have been a killer Helen of Troy.
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I didn't want to work. It was as simple as that. I distrusted work, disliked it. I thought it was a very bad thing that the human race had unfortunately invented for itself. -- Agatha Christie ![]() ![]() The Pacific Between • A Bunch of Stories (2006 IPPY Award) WIP: Beyond the Banyan Tree - draft 9, 125,000 words Home Page | Blog | Reviews |
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Bufflehead
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Oakland, CA
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I can't believe "Mark Wahlberg" and "pansy" came up in the same paragraph. LOL. He stole every scene he was in in The Departed [though his hair was amazingly horrible]. Made me homesick for f*****n' Beantown. OK, only for a second, but he was awesome. Oh, make that f****n' awesome.
Shooter looks god-awful. Like it's been in the can for a couple of years and got pulled out post-Oscar nod. [P.S. He'll always be Marky Mark to me, too. Sniff sniff. Our little MM, growing up ...] |
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Menalouas (sp?) wanted her back to kill her. The myth of her beauty has been overplayed, methinks. I'm glad that Peterson picked a relatively unknown actress to play the part of Helen. Between Pitt, Bana, Bloom, O'Toole, Cox, and Sean Bean, the movie was already teetering on too much star power. Like her or not, Kruger became Helen. Jolie or Theron would have been Jolie or Theron, not Helen.
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Fearsome Dragon Mod
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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