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Old 11-04-2007, 04:43 AM   #701
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... I needed to steal your car and now you'll never know.

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Old 11-04-2007, 10:39 AM   #702
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Old 11-04-2007, 06:33 PM   #703
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but at least you weren't left alone with that dog.

I'm sorry that I slimmed your kitchen with Crisco, but................
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Old 11-04-2007, 06:46 PM   #704
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...the sheen sure is purdy, ain't it?

I'm sorry I spilled motor oil all over your favorite ball gown, but...
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Old 11-04-2007, 08:02 PM   #705
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you look better in black.

I'm sorry I forged your signature on your paycheck, but............
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Old 11-05-2007, 03:30 AM   #706
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...you didn't really earn that money anyway.

I'm sorry I ate half of your lunch without telling you, but...
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Old 11-05-2007, 04:24 AM   #707
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Weight Watchers said it was 4 points and I know you are only allowed 2 points.

I am sorry that my dog peed on your leg, but....
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Old 11-05-2007, 06:41 AM   #708
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...it smells better than it did before.

I'm sorry my cat threw up on your silk blouse, but...
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Old 11-05-2007, 08:31 AM   #709
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it hides that coffee stain you had.

I'm sorry I dropped my cigarette in your couch cushion and now everything smells, but...
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Old 11-05-2007, 09:48 AM   #710
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when you search for loose change you'll think of me.

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Old 11-05-2007, 11:24 AM   #711
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...but I thought it wouldn't matter, since you're going to divorce the bastard just as soon as you find out about him and his auto mechanic...OOPS!!!

I'm sorry I just spilled the beans about your husband and the auto mechanic, but...
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Old 11-06-2007, 11:00 AM   #712
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I thought you deserved to know, since the auto mechanic is your ex-boyfriend.

I'm sorry I took you out to dinner but then forgot my wallet...
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Old 11-06-2007, 12:19 PM   #713
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but at least I managed to squeeze through the toilet window before the Police arrived.

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Old 11-07-2007, 04:08 AM   #714
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...the dinner was good, at least.

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Old 11-08-2007, 09:42 PM   #715
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if you had a mouse he could eat it.

I'm sorry I made you wait outside in the thunderstorm, while I had a latte but......
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Old 11-08-2007, 10:42 PM   #716
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...but I made a bet with the barista that lightning would strike you before I finished my latte.

I'm sorry that pushed your hand into the food processor, but...
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Old 11-09-2007, 02:13 AM   #717
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it did add just the right color.

I'm sorry that I threw your favorite sweater in the bag to go to goodwill but.....
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Old 11-09-2007, 03:39 AM   #718
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...at least you can buy it back for a fraction of its original price!

I'm sorry I bent all of your CD's in half, but...
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Old 11-09-2007, 04:09 AM   #719
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I wanted to see if they would snap back to their original shapes. (They didn't.)



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Old 11-09-2007, 05:25 AM   #720
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at least we know our tax dollars are hard at work.

I'm sorry I stole your story idea, but..............
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Old 11-09-2007, 05:43 AM   #721
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...mine all sucked. A writer's gotta eat, yanno?

I'm sorry there were worms in your apple pie, but...
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at least they didn't each much.

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his cousin Eddie Bauer is still designing clothes.

I'm sorry I left the wax on your car in the hot sun....
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...but the crackled look is in this season!

I'm sorry I borrowed your Sphinct-O-Tweeze and left the hairs all over the bathroom...

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Old 11-10-2007, 05:01 PM   #725
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...but you really shouldn't notice them amoung the cat hair anyway.

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