Welcome to the AbsoluteWrite Water Cooler! Please read The Newbie Guide To Absolute Write
A publisher or agency using Google ads to solicit your novel probably isn't anyone you want to write for.
|
|||||||
![]() |
|
|
Thread Tools | Search this Thread | Display Modes |
|
|
#26 |
|
Your Cuddly Sociopathic
AW Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The red pill is the antidote for the kool-aid.
Posts: 12,243
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
A nice recipe for 'Hello Kitty' s
Mongolian ‘Hello Kitty’.
3 ‘Hello Kitty’s 2 large carrots, peeled and julienned ½ cup diced sweet yellow or orange peppers ½ cup endame, shelled 1 clove of garlic, crushed. 1 small red onion, diced 1 tsp Turmeric 1 tsp black pepper 1 tsp red pepper 1 tsp white pepper 1 tsp ginger ½ tsp nutmeg ½ tsp cinnamon ¼ cup diced fresh cilantro 2 tbsp dark honey ¼ cup wine 2 tbsp sesame oil. MARINADE 1 cup wine. ½ cup lemon juice. 1 clove of garlic 1 small onion 1 tsp cumin 1 tsp turmeric 1 tsp ginger. DIRECTIONS: Put the marinade ingredients into a blender. Puree on high for 3 min and pour into bowl. Flay 3 ‘Hello Kitty’s. Remove heads , innards, and tails. Set aside. De-bone ‘Hello Kitty’s with a sharp knife. Then cut into 1 inch cubes. (The ‘Hello Kitty’s should be dead by now) Toss ‘Hello Kitty’ meat into marinade. Marinade for no less than 2 hours…no more than 6. In a frying pan or wok heat: 2 tbsp sesame oil. Toss in ‘Hello Kitty’ meat Combine then add to skillet: 1 clove of garlic, crushed. 1 small red onion, diced 1 tsp Turmeric 1 tsp black pepper 1 tsp red pepper 1 tsp white pepper 1 tsp ginger ½ tsp nutmeg ½ tsp cinnamon ¼ cup diced fresh cilantro Stir fry all for 10 min…until ‘Hello Kitty’ meat is brown. Then add: 2 tbsp dark honey ¼ cup wine And cook covered for 20 min. Then add: 2 large carrots, peeled and julienned ½ cup diced sweet yellow or orange peppers ½ cup endame, shelled Cook an additional 12 min, then serve. Throw the head, tails and innards to your pet Rotweilers so you are not bothered while you eat. Hint: This recipe works well for Care Bears. Substitute Jack Daniels for the wine and add an extra tbsp of Honey. You wouldn’t think it , but those muthas are bitter. |
|
|
|
|
|
#27 |
|
Yes, I'm back.
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: The unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy
Posts: 6,965
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Jay, you sicken me!
Who in the world PEELS CARROTS?!
__________________
"Anyone who can't stomach a bit of hypothetical grotesquery needs to toughen up, because the way the world's going, we'll all spend our final days scrabbling through a pile of steaming rubble, desperately scavenging for bits of charred baby to eat with our bare hands. And under those circumstances, a dark sense of humour will be a massive advantage."
|
|
|
|
|
|
#28 |
|
Goonsquad
SuperModerator
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
Posts: 38,198
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I really hate cilantro.
__________________
|
|
|
|
|
|
#29 |
|
Midnight Reading
Join Date: May 2006
Location: In the toidy.
Posts: 8,430
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I have a sudden craving for Thai food.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#30 |
|
practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Rome
Posts: 7,923
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I LOVE THAI FOOD
AND GRACE SLICK and also: Dear Diary, Without love, where would you be now? WITHOUT LOOOO OOO OOO OOOVE |
|
|
|
|
|
#31 |
|
Crypto-fascist
SuperModerator
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Under your couch
Posts: 18,624
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Hmmmm, I don't guess the guys will be needing this sack of pig's ears.
:helps self: Oh, and the squeaky toy. I'll just take that too. And now I'll get the fire hydrant all to myself. Or I could just use RT's catbed.
__________________
<clickety to see my booksJoin us for the Absolute Write-in #AWritein Marguerite Says...Microwave Peanut Butter Fudge I also Twitter & Facebook People think I’m disciplined. It is not discipline. It is devotion. There is a great difference ~Luciano Pavarotti |
|
|
|
|
|
#32 |
|
Pyongyang-bred heartthrob...
P&CE Ombudsman/Arbiter/Thingamajobbie
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Just north of the Maginot line
Posts: 33,358
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
HELLO!?! I still need my ****ing litter box cleaned!
*purrrr...* *Lick, lick*
__________________
I put for the general inclination of all mankind, a perpetual and restless desire of power after power, that ceaseth only in death. --Thomas Hobbes Ponds of Happenstance--blogging Sailor on the Ponds--tweeting No more motes: 3D-printing the return of self-provisioning |
|
|
|
|
|
#33 |
|
Crypto-fascist
SuperModerator
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Under your couch
Posts: 18,624
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
:kicks over litterbox:
Clean up! Aisle Four! :scampers off:
__________________
<clickety to see my booksJoin us for the Absolute Write-in #AWritein Marguerite Says...Microwave Peanut Butter Fudge I also Twitter & Facebook People think I’m disciplined. It is not discipline. It is devotion. There is a great difference ~Luciano Pavarotti |
|
|
|
|
|
#34 |
|
Midnight Reading
Join Date: May 2006
Location: In the toidy.
Posts: 8,430
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#35 |
|
Crypto-fascist
SuperModerator
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Under your couch
Posts: 18,624
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Ew. Who poops inside? Yuck.
Oh yeah. CATS! Blech.
__________________
<clickety to see my booksJoin us for the Absolute Write-in #AWritein Marguerite Says...Microwave Peanut Butter Fudge I also Twitter & Facebook People think I’m disciplined. It is not discipline. It is devotion. There is a great difference ~Luciano Pavarotti |
|
|
|
|
|
#36 |
|
Goonsquad
SuperModerator
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
Posts: 38,198
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Dear Diary.
Day two, and still a prisoner in this hello kitty body. Am in great despair. The cute little yorkie won't even talk to me any more, and she eats all the pig ears herself. I'd open a vein if I had an opposable thumb. Woe is me. Woe is me.
__________________
|
|
|
|
|
|
#37 |
|
practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Rome
Posts: 7,923
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
cats make my little sister's head swell up like a balloon.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#38 |
|
Sassy Señora
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Alabama -my home sweet home.
Posts: 10,723
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
*walks into aisle four*
Hey who made this mess? Oh...it stinks.
__________________
![]() ![]() Leela, the bringer of joy, Hoshi, little sweetness and light in a dark package, and Garrus, the buddy boy (image on flickr.com http://www.flickr.com/photos/jennymocha/8662266835/) ************************** If this site is helpful to you, Please consider a voluntary subscription to defray ongoing expenses.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#39 |
|
Midnight Reading
Join Date: May 2006
Location: In the toidy.
Posts: 8,430
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Hmmm . . . no opposable thumb, and yet he can write in a diary?
|
|
|
|
|
|
#40 |
|
Goonsquad
SuperModerator
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
Posts: 38,198
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Hey. I'm a fiction writer. So sue me.
__________________
|
|
|
|
|
|
#41 | |
|
Ignorance knows no bounds
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Somewhere in the recesses of my mind
Posts: 6,219
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Quote:
*Nice kitty, nice kitty* Now, shut up about your ****ing litter box!
__________________
Jean Marie www.jeanmariewiesen.com To thine own self be true ![]() ![]() current WIP (mystery/crime w/ supernatural twist) Completed at long last ![]() *Thanks, Jo* ![]() |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#42 |
|
Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 11,282
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Mine, too. But I'm usually okay with that.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#43 |
|
Crypto-fascist
SuperModerator
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Under your couch
Posts: 18,624
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Dear Diary,
Day 2 and Haggis is still a kitty. I'm not sure how long I can hold out. Ooooh, are those pig's ears? :munch, munch:
__________________
<clickety to see my booksJoin us for the Absolute Write-in #AWritein Marguerite Says...Microwave Peanut Butter Fudge I also Twitter & Facebook People think I’m disciplined. It is not discipline. It is devotion. There is a great difference ~Luciano Pavarotti |
|
|
|
|
|
#44 |
|
Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 11,282
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Dear Diary,
SoccerMom is having a tough time. I wonder how she will feel if Haggis takes up Silver King's offer and keeps his Hello Kitty avatar...forever. ![]() I am greatly amused by her pain. |
|
|
|
|
|
#45 |
|
Crypto-fascist
SuperModerator
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Under your couch
Posts: 18,624
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Dear Diary,
All the cats around here are making me paranoid. I'm being watched all the time. They follow me around with their pink cuteness. But I know what they're up to. I'm onto them. Soon, I shall take up my disguise.
__________________
<clickety to see my booksJoin us for the Absolute Write-in #AWritein Marguerite Says...Microwave Peanut Butter Fudge I also Twitter & Facebook People think I’m disciplined. It is not discipline. It is devotion. There is a great difference ~Luciano Pavarotti |
|
|
|
|
|
#46 |
|
Sassy Señora
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Alabama -my home sweet home.
Posts: 10,723
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
rob's avatar makes me want to wretch.
rllgthundr's isn't that bad, being a devil and all. haggis' is just wrong and I think it is violating the rules since it isn't cute anymore.
__________________
![]() ![]() Leela, the bringer of joy, Hoshi, little sweetness and light in a dark package, and Garrus, the buddy boy (image on flickr.com http://www.flickr.com/photos/jennymocha/8662266835/) ************************** If this site is helpful to you, Please consider a voluntary subscription to defray ongoing expenses.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#47 |
|
Banned
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Dublin
Posts: 9,726
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I wouldn't worry so much about the cats 'cause the crows are coming next.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#48 |
|
Pyongyang-bred heartthrob...
P&CE Ombudsman/Arbiter/Thingamajobbie
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Just north of the Maginot line
Posts: 33,358
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Is "wretch" a euphemism for "do naughty things to rob"? If so, thank you.
__________________
I put for the general inclination of all mankind, a perpetual and restless desire of power after power, that ceaseth only in death. --Thomas Hobbes Ponds of Happenstance--blogging Sailor on the Ponds--tweeting No more motes: 3D-printing the return of self-provisioning |
|
|
|
|
|
#49 |
|
Banned
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Dublin
Posts: 9,726
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#50 |
|
Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 11,282
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Dear Diary,
Haggis and I had play time today. ... ... ... ... Things might have gotten a bit out of hand.... |
|
|
|
![]() |
| Bookmarks |
| Thread Tools | Search this Thread |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
If this site is helpful to you,
Please consider a voluntary subscription to defray ongoing expenses.