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Old 06-28-2007, 02:33 AM   #1
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I found this very entertaining on some other forum. Remembering that it is a public board so there needs to be some restraint, the idea is basically ... as the title says, do your best to slander the person above you.

So I'm up first.... come on you bastards!
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Old 06-28-2007, 02:46 AM   #2
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I read your fanfic*. I think you're more of a puma than an ocelot. And also, I think it's sweet that you dyed your private hairs pink.

*Disclaimer: Not that there's anything WRONG with that.
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^ has a secret fetish of attending dinner parties in the host's underwear, incredibly turned on as they discuss the recent thefts from neighbourhood clotheslines.
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I realized you lived close to me when I found this in the ladiesroom at a local theater: Call Akiwiguy for a hellva good "horse" time! 555-1212.
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^ doesn't want anyone to know that the avatar is really an overgrown crab that was plucked from his netherregions after visiting said whore house in texas
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Old 06-28-2007, 03:56 AM   #7
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davids owes me $430,000 for chomping off my left big toe.
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Old 06-28-2007, 04:02 AM   #8
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Siddow made the deal with davids when she worked for me at the whorehouse.
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Old 06-28-2007, 04:04 AM   #9
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And Deborah made a deal with the Devil for the success of it all.
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I attended a sex education class taught by Perks. On my way to the sex ed class I saw three children standing on a park bench pointing to the sky. I looked up and saw three UFOS zipping around (much to my amazement!). I ran excitedly to my class and confronted Perks! LOOK OUTSIDE LOOK OUTSIDE! I screamed.
Perks ignored me and instead told me to take my seat. So astounded that I had actually seen a UFO, I went straight past my desk and to the window to see if they were still there. Lo and behold, in their place, rising higher and higher, was a giant disco ball!
LOOK NOW!!! LOOK NOW!! I screamed..but Perks ignored me again and the disco ball exploded.

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Old 06-28-2007, 04:11 AM   #12
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Heh. Are moles inherently male or something?
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D'oh! I mean, yes, moles are all male.
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^ doesn't want anyone to know that the avatar is really an overgrown crab that was plucked from his netherregions after visiting said whore house in texas
That double post doesn't get you off the hook that easily

^ The "in chains" sig actually refers to her time in Georgia State Penitentiary, where where she developed a life-long fascination for hirsute women.
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tina is after me-back damn it back-she is into elderly lobsters with six pack abs-what can I tell ya-you either have or you dun't as Ricky would say! Where the hell is Lucy-she wants my six-pack-where the hell is Deb-she is also lustifying after me-Christ I am such a bad boy and so damn hot!!!!!

Truth be told neither of them care for the physical-the truth is they love me cause I am a freaking genius and they wanna have my children to save the damn stinking world
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^ gives davids a stick to beat off the women that are after him, and the UFO aliens trying to probe him, and the dog three streets down the road, and the entire third floor of the old folks home, and.....etc....etc....etc...
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