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Old 12-09-2008, 10:01 PM   #7101
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(Not knowing I'm actually a guy.)

And Susie is going to write a Dr. Suess book with that tree in her avatar as inspiration. The darn thing already looks like it has shoes.
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Old 12-09-2008, 10:26 PM   #7106
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Old 12-09-2008, 11:10 PM   #7108
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Old 12-10-2008, 12:22 AM   #7110
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Old 12-10-2008, 12:25 AM   #7111
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Old 12-10-2008, 12:44 AM   #7112
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Old 12-10-2008, 12:46 AM   #7113
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Old 12-10-2008, 12:51 AM   #7115
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