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Why do I say these things?
Join Date: Jan 2010
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Midnightstar13 tells everyone she meets about Stargazer's amazing "flagpole" trick. wink wink
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Old Detroit
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iLion ate a whole moose.
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We are once in a lifetime.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Planet Zurg
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Art Sempai Is trapped inside a birdhouse and my cat is trying to eat him/her
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Old Detroit
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Him.
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Spiralling into the abyss
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Dunstable, UK
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Art_Sempai watches womens tennis because he gets off on the sound they make when they serve.
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You shut your mouth, how dare you say I go about things the wrong way... I am human and I need to be loved. Just like everybody else does. |
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poker face
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: here
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I just wanted to post right now because Stargazer dared me to.
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...don't worry, I'm taking something for it. |
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Crack that WIP!
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: in my own little corner, in my own little chair
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Albedo of Zero never takes on a double dare. She's way too chicken.
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I haz blog--The Cinderella Diaries I makes like a birdie here!--Tweet-Tweet! amazon.com
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Mexico
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Preacher's Wife has been banned from KFC because she only ordered chicken breasts and then stabbed them with a spork while yelling "TAKE THAT, YOU SILICONE BEETSHES!"
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Crack that WIP!
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: in my own little corner, in my own little chair
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Kaiser-Kun was banned from KFC for wearing a bikini top he made out of their boneless chicken breasts and singing "I'm Gonna Wash That Dog Right Outa My Hair" during his lunch hour.
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I haz blog--The Cinderella Diaries I makes like a birdie here!--Tweet-Tweet! amazon.com
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Spiralling into the abyss
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Dunstable, UK
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Preacher'sWife frequents as an extra in many of Max Mosely's private get togethers.
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You shut your mouth, how dare you say I go about things the wrong way... I am human and I need to be loved. Just like everybody else does. |
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Why do I say these things?
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvsQ9hYKq7c
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Stargazer was recently blinded after he read that our sun is actually a star.
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Maybull the Bulldog
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: MPLS
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ILion likes women's feet. And shoes. Pretty, pretty pumps and Mary Janes. but none of those spike-heeled boots. Never!
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Two months ago I couldn't even spell freelance writer and now I are one. |
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We are once in a lifetime.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Planet Zurg
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StephanieFox is actually a fox (bet you've never heard that one before...)
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Mexico
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midnightstar is training to be a magician, but she can't stop the flood of bunnies coming out whenever she takes off her hat.
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Spiralling into the abyss
Join Date: Nov 2007
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Kaiser-Kun, in honour of this Outrageous Lie thread, is petitioning the site admin to change the name from Absolute Write, to Absolute Bull-shit.
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You shut your mouth, how dare you say I go about things the wrong way... I am human and I need to be loved. Just like everybody else does. |
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Come here and say that
Join Date: Aug 2008
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Stargazer drives around naked to cut down on wind resistance.
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A Dictionary of Linguistic Absurdities "a waste of time and an insult to the intelligence"
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I like writing.
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: USA
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flyingtart has an interesting avatar.
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Psalm 34:10 The young lions lack and suffer hunger but those who seek the Lord shall not lack any good thing. http://www.facebook.com/TheWorldNeedsPrayers
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Why do I say these things?
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Anonyouth's nose is stuck in a book, because she began reading shortly after sniffing some glue. It's been weeks.
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iLion is the local champion of Long-Distance Shi-Tzu Kicking. His partner isn't quite as thrilled.
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I like writing.
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: USA
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Kaiser-Kun has the the word fucker is his signature.
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Psalm 34:10 The young lions lack and suffer hunger but those who seek the Lord shall not lack any good thing. http://www.facebook.com/TheWorldNeedsPrayers
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Come here and say that
Join Date: Aug 2008
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Anonyouth has majestical sideburns that flap so hard in the wind they are a danger to wildlife.
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A Dictionary of Linguistic Absurdities "a waste of time and an insult to the intelligence"
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We are once in a lifetime.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Planet Zurg
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Flying tart is one of those new grape-flavored poptarts. They were not very good...
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Crack that WIP!
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: in my own little corner, in my own little chair
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Midnightstar13's ultimate role model is "Barbie".
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I haz blog--The Cinderella Diaries I makes like a birdie here!--Tweet-Tweet! amazon.com
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Maybull the Bulldog
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: MPLS
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Preacher's Wife can't stop talking.
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Mexico
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Stephanie got drunk the other night and took the sentence "Wanna fluff my Garfield?" entirely out of context.
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