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Old 04-03-2011, 09:07 PM   #15826
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Old 04-04-2011, 12:50 AM   #15831
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Old 04-04-2011, 01:23 AM   #15832
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Drachen Jager started out to be a film director, but he soon realized he would never be as good as Ed Wood.
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Old 04-04-2011, 08:29 AM   #15834
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Old 04-04-2011, 09:20 PM   #15835
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According to the urban dictionary, "Hoskins" means, "An associate at a large law firm in New York who is known to be a total c$%t. A hoskins is a c$%t that will never leave a law firm because she/he believes they have the chance to make partner even thought everyone hates them and they have no chance in hell. They are also refered to as Reba's or C's. C being short for C$%t Face." So naturally HarryHoskins is a hairy one of those.
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