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Old 04-13-2011, 12:06 AM   #15926
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Nymtoc firmly believes that children are his nation's best resource. So he personally sells and ships them off to slave traders.
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Old 04-13-2011, 02:37 AM   #15929
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Old 04-13-2011, 02:40 AM   #15930
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Old 04-13-2011, 02:51 AM   #15931
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Old 04-13-2011, 03:37 AM   #15932
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Old 04-13-2011, 04:50 AM   #15933
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Drachen Jager is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDrachen Jager is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDrachen Jager is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDrachen Jager is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDrachen Jager is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDrachen Jager is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDrachen Jager is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDrachen Jager is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDrachen Jager is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDrachen Jager is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsDrachen Jager is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
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Old 04-13-2011, 05:12 AM   #15934
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Old 04-13-2011, 05:24 AM   #15935
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Apparently anyone who is following this-- Drachen Jager is Beckahrah's seventh husband and his post above was his cry for help. No one knows where the web is... sad... very sad...
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Old 04-13-2011, 06:31 AM   #15937
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Old 04-13-2011, 06:50 AM   #15939
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Old 04-13-2011, 07:35 AM   #15940
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Nymtoc doesn't actually have hair, those are carrots which he plants upside down on the sides of his head each spring.
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Old 04-13-2011, 07:46 AM   #15941
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Nymtoc spends his spare time crafting replica trophies for his mantel. He tells his guests that he actually earned every one of them. So far he has Two Emmies, an Oscar, three Golden Globes, a Nobel Literature Prize and a Pulitzer. If he'd use better materials than scotch tape and tinfoil he might actually fool some people.
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But Lavern08 joined the Dark Side because she heard them wrong, she thought they said "Join the Dark Side, we have nookie!" but was greatly disappointed to discover they actually said "cookies."
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