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Old 09-06-2011, 09:59 AM   #17926
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DJ doesn't understand European geography either. He buys map after map and studies them under a magnifying glass, trying in vain to find Ruritania.
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Old 09-06-2011, 09:59 AM   #17927
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Nymtoc won't open a dictionary because he's afraid it will be full of phalluses.
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Old 09-06-2011, 10:01 AM   #17928
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DJ bought a barn, but he got furious when somebody told him he needed a weather cock.
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Old 09-06-2011, 10:02 AM   #17929
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Nymtoc is working hard on his manuscript so he can get an agent, but he's finding it hard to contact the right one. It turns out James Bond is not listed on Querytracker.
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Old 09-06-2011, 10:04 AM   #17930
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Old 09-06-2011, 10:04 AM   #17931
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Nymtoc is trying to get the IOC to ban skeet shooting form the Olympics because he thinks it's cruel to shoot poor defenceless skeet for sport.
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Old 09-06-2011, 10:05 AM   #17932
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DJ went to Mexico once, and he was continually frustrated because the Mexicans didn't understand his French.
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Old 09-06-2011, 10:06 AM   #17933
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Old 09-06-2011, 10:07 AM   #17934
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When DJ took out a girl years ago, she asked him if he had protection, and he assured her that he did. It turned out he was talking about breath mints.
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Old 09-06-2011, 10:08 AM   #17935
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Nymtoc truly has a rapier-like wit, if the rapier in question is several hundred years old and rusted into it's scabbard.
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Old 09-06-2011, 10:10 AM   #17937
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When Nymtoc's on a date he always shows her he brought protection. Usually they run away at the sight of his Colt .45.
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Old 09-06-2011, 07:45 PM   #17939
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Nymtoc thinks showering and bathing are for other people.
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Nymtoc is the only one actually involved in the debate, but his multiple personalities more than make up for his lack of numbers.
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