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Old 01-09-2012, 11:49 PM   #18776
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Old 01-10-2012, 08:44 PM   #18782
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Old 01-11-2012, 02:52 AM   #18784
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Old 01-11-2012, 08:48 AM   #18787
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Old 01-11-2012, 04:49 PM   #18788
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Old 01-11-2012, 09:41 PM   #18789
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Robbert can often be seen wandering through the woods with a butterfly net. He says he is catching evil spirits, which he takes home and kills with a fly swatter.
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Old 01-11-2012, 11:14 PM   #18790
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Nymtoc once auditioned for the role of Hoss in the TV show Bonanza. Obviously, he didn't get the part.
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Armydill is really, really sensitive. Everyone tells him he needs to develop a thicker skin.
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