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The unmighty and non-powerful One!
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Florida
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PorterStarrByrd was recently detained for flashing a polar bear....and saying "Nom nom nom" at the same time. Sad...really. Poor bear.
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Benefactor Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: in the shadow of Lincoln Center
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armydillo thought that he could shield his identity by concocting a clever member name, but after extensive research, we have managed to see through his ruse.
His real name is navydillo.
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Professor of applied misanthropy
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 10,325
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Which turned out as a shock to Nymtoc, his secret name is Navydildo.
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When people tell you something’s wrong or doesn’t work for them, they're almost always right. When they tell you exactly what they think is wrong and how to fix it, they're almost always wrong.—Gaiman
The story must strike a nerve—in me. My heart should start pounding when I hear the first line in my head. I start trembling at the risk.—Sontag Creativity is the residue of wasted time.—Einstein |
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May or May not be useful...
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Dyjian
Posts: 1,380
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Jager likes navy men and he likes dildos, hence why he and Nymtoc are best friends.
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The Kingdom of Ecstasy
[OMG PEOPLE LIKE IT!] (I am SO about to faint!~) ![]() "Skyrim: if you put enough manglitter on any restrictive POS, of course it gets GOTY." A Public Service Announcement |
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Professor of applied misanthropy
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 10,325
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Shirokirie claims to be able to make use of ten dildos at once, though I'm still unclear on where she puts them all.
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When people tell you something’s wrong or doesn’t work for them, they're almost always right. When they tell you exactly what they think is wrong and how to fix it, they're almost always wrong.—Gaiman
The story must strike a nerve—in me. My heart should start pounding when I hear the first line in my head. I start trembling at the risk.—Sontag Creativity is the residue of wasted time.—Einstein |
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Benefactor Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: in the shadow of Lincoln Center
Posts: 29,044
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Drachen Jager has discovered the secret of the universe, but he won't tell anyone what it is.
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Professor of applied misanthropy
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 10,325
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Nymtoc had a stained-glass window installed in his chest last week. When asked why he did it, he replied, "Well, somebody had to be first, right?"
Pundits are debating whether he's really insightful, or Chauncey Gardener.
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When people tell you something’s wrong or doesn’t work for them, they're almost always right. When they tell you exactly what they think is wrong and how to fix it, they're almost always wrong.—Gaiman
The story must strike a nerve—in me. My heart should start pounding when I hear the first line in my head. I start trembling at the risk.—Sontag Creativity is the residue of wasted time.—Einstein |
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
Posts: 11,218
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DJ is off on a walk-about
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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Bites upon request
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Inside my head
Posts: 1,645
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Porter's tempted to use his fishing rod to reel D.J. back in.
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Practical experience FTW
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: GMT
Posts: 3,567
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Fusspots and monsteRs are generally not reeled back in.
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Professor of applied misanthropy
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 10,325
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Robbert paid the local electrician to wire a lightbulb to the top of his head, now whenever he wants a brilliant idea, >click< on it goes.
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When people tell you something’s wrong or doesn’t work for them, they're almost always right. When they tell you exactly what they think is wrong and how to fix it, they're almost always wrong.—Gaiman
The story must strike a nerve—in me. My heart should start pounding when I hear the first line in my head. I start trembling at the risk.—Sontag Creativity is the residue of wasted time.—Einstein |
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Benefactor Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: in the shadow of Lincoln Center
Posts: 29,044
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DJ did the same thing. His light never goes on.
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Professor of applied misanthropy
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 10,325
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Nymtoc decided that it would be cheaper to just watch for our lightbulbs to come on, then copy our ideas.
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When people tell you something’s wrong or doesn’t work for them, they're almost always right. When they tell you exactly what they think is wrong and how to fix it, they're almost always wrong.—Gaiman
The story must strike a nerve—in me. My heart should start pounding when I hear the first line in my head. I start trembling at the risk.—Sontag Creativity is the residue of wasted time.—Einstein |
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Bites upon request
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Inside my head
Posts: 1,645
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Drachen Jager recently executed a series of house break-ins. Officials are still trying to make sense of the crime scenes. The only things stolen were lightbulbs.
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DANG!
Join Date: May 2009
Location: 7th Heaven
Posts: 13,496
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M-a-M once got lost in one of those Where's Waldo pictures.
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Bites upon request
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Inside my head
Posts: 1,645
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Lavern had tricked me. She'd drawn a map and said it would take me to the entrance of Fairyland. It took weeks to find my way back. Had to leave Waldo behind though. *sniff* Poor thing.
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Professor of applied misanthropy
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 10,325
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MaM considers Where's Waldo the greatest work of Western literature in the 20th century.
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When people tell you something’s wrong or doesn’t work for them, they're almost always right. When they tell you exactly what they think is wrong and how to fix it, they're almost always wrong.—Gaiman
The story must strike a nerve—in me. My heart should start pounding when I hear the first line in my head. I start trembling at the risk.—Sontag Creativity is the residue of wasted time.—Einstein |
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
Posts: 11,218
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Dragen has started writing a series of x-rated "Where's Wilma" books
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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Practical experience FTW
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: GMT
Posts: 3,567
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Porter considers himself most underrated 21st century writer of Ellesmere Island.
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The unmighty and non-powerful One!
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Florida
Posts: 1,144
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Robbert, actually pronounced "Roubeeert", recently found his distant grand something was Jean Valjean.
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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Armadillos have an average life expectancy of one attempted road crossing
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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Benefactor Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: in the shadow of Lincoln Center
Posts: 29,044
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Porter was astonished the other day when he learned that some people cook their meat before eating it.
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Professor of applied misanthropy
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 10,325
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Nymtoc was astonished to find out that some people cook their pasta.
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When people tell you something’s wrong or doesn’t work for them, they're almost always right. When they tell you exactly what they think is wrong and how to fix it, they're almost always wrong.—Gaiman
The story must strike a nerve—in me. My heart should start pounding when I hear the first line in my head. I start trembling at the risk.—Sontag Creativity is the residue of wasted time.—Einstein |
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Benefactor Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: in the shadow of Lincoln Center
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Drachen Jager was astonished to learn that most people don't eat grass.
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Bites upon request
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Inside my head
Posts: 1,645
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For years, Nymtoc watched with evil glee as Drachen Jager grazed with cows. He only stepped in to stop D.J. when mad cow disease broke out, and farmers threatened to shoot all infected.
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