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Old 06-05-2012, 02:16 PM   #19726
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Robbert keeps using that line to explain my ramblings to people.
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Old 06-05-2012, 03:43 PM   #19728
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PorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
MaM is just plain astounded .. at everything
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Robbert is so astounding, the last time he crossed the road, he stopped traffic... and caused several car crashes. He's being sued by his hometown for his awesomeness.
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What a charming liar you are--how un-monsteR-like. Please tell me, m-a-m, can you also be awesome upon request?
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Old 06-06-2012, 04:01 AM   #19732
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Robbert is so old-fashioned, he keeps one of these beside his pool, in case of emergencies.

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PorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsPorterStarrByrd is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
DJ thinks that is a Junior Blacksmith Kit.
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Old 06-06-2012, 04:23 AM   #19734
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PSB was requested by Playbird to appear in the next yearly annual for top ten sexiest birds....but most polar bears won't agree.
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Old 06-06-2012, 04:24 AM   #19735
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Porter thinks it is a kit used in kinky sex, but he can't figure out how.
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Nymtoc is no help to PSB, offering only his limited knowledge of the subject and his propensity to lie and spread rumor.
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Armydillo is hung like a tank... of fish.

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DJ is floundering for a metaphor.
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Nymtoc is trying to change the subject. That kinky sex kit is his.
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M-a-m fancies to go back to her favourite subject. She is one of the leading experts on metaphors. She keeps tons of randomly generated style sheets honing in on her skill:

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Robbert has been brainwashed to believe everything I say. Little does he know, he's the first of many recruits in my plot to take over the world.
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M-a-m, what I've been wanting to ask you all along: Could I recruit you as main character for my non-fiction kitchen plot?
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That sounds like it would involve cooking, Robbert. Although monsteR *can* cook, she doesn't like to.
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MaM has, as usual, jumped the track and has wandered into forbidden land
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Porter invited me there.
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MaM brought along her 'kit'
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Porter wanted to borrow it. He mumbled something about entertaining a polar bear.
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MaM forgot the damned instruction book .. now what am i going to do?
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