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我的身分還是秘密.
Join Date: May 2006
Location: 神出鬼没像那暗夜的噩夢.
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Flounce
You all smell like salmonella. Goodbye.
PS You're all getting soap for Christmas. Tsuki is getting 2 bars.
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Join Date: Mar 2007
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Bye Bye Bart.
JJ
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Otherwise Occupied
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: In married bliss. Who knew it could be so fun?
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Oh get back here and stop pouting cos I wouldn't snog you. I mean sheesh, they arrest people my age for doing that stuff.
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AW Inmate #90976
Join Date: Apr 2007
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And Bart... don't sneak back on under some new nic. Especially if we haven't got the soap by then. Things could cut up rough. OK?
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Pshaw, the green light's still on. This is a FLOUNCE AND LINGER.
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California Dreaming
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Doing Serious BIC
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Bye Bart. Before you go-- what in the heck does salmonella smell like?
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我的身分還是秘密.
Join Date: May 2006
Location: 神出鬼没像那暗夜的噩夢.
Posts: 8,291
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No. I'm dead serious. I'm gone, gone, gone, and never coming back, except to check for new threads, rep points, PM's, other quintessential activities.
Oh, and I'll come around to keep Haskins in check, too. Lord knows he couldn't live without me.
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我的身分還是秘密.
Join Date: May 2006
Location: 神出鬼没像那暗夜的噩夢.
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Take a good, long whiff of Billy Thrillster's arm pits. That smell? It's that smell.
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我的身分還是秘密.
Join Date: May 2006
Location: 神出鬼没像那暗夜的噩夢.
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You lie. I am not online nor am I posting replies to my flounce, and I especially am not altering my signature.
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我的身分還是秘密.
Join Date: May 2006
Location: 神出鬼没像那暗夜的噩夢.
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[quote=Cassiopeia;1524950stop pouting cos I wouldn't snog you.[/quote]
It seems like a perfectly good reason to pout.
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Otherwise Occupied
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: In married bliss. Who knew it could be so fun?
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*ponders that* yes, I can see that...carry on pouting
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Yes, I'm back.
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: The unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy
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Well that's the worst flounce ever!
I mean, really, it's worse than when the Comatose Kidd flounced. Where's the passion, where's the reason, where's the Haskins reference. Apart from anything else, Salmonella doesn't have a smell, so you don't even have a good insult! Quote:
Bart, I'm very dissapointed in you. Why not dig up Dclary's flounce, you might learn something.
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我的身分還是秘密.
Join Date: May 2006
Location: 神出鬼没像那暗夜的噩夢.
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My passion is an inner fire that shall consume these forums once I rise to power!
In the meantime, Flounce!
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Ignorance knows no bounds
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Somewhere in the recesses of my mind
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He's not flouncing, he's getting ready for court...or class.
Either way, he'll back. He can't live w/o us. Any of us
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Joker Groupie
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: probably watching DARK KNIGHT
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This flouce was way too short. I give it a 4.6
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Assume Good Intentions
SuperModerator
Join Date: May 2007
Location: between the 1 and the 0
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He flounces, but he keeps dropping back in. Is that a "Flounce Bounce"?
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California Dreaming
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Doing Serious BIC
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Even I, who don't know how to flounce, could flounce better than that. Humph!
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thread stalker
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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i'd like to founce someday but it just seems like too much work.
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I've about had it...
Join Date: May 2006
Location: reluctant reality
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![]() I'll probably be flouncing later this afternoon. I will attempt to be more entertaining than Bart... |
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Vegas, baby
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Naw, Bart's not flouncing, really. He'll be back after his short stint in jail for messing with KC cops.
But he'll change his user id to 'Bartilicious'.
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AW Inmate #90976
Join Date: Apr 2007
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You can see from this thread why it's so difficult to get the younger generations to attend flounces these days. ** sigh, those were the days **
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Crypto-fascist
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Under your couch
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I declare this a non-flounce. You must try harder, Barty. Where are the slurs on our writing abilities? Where are the vague references to lurkers supporting you through PM? Where are the promises to return and laugh when you publish the Great American Novel?
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Sassy Señora
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Alabama -my home sweet home.
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meh
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rockin the suburbs
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Faker
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Come on you stranger, you legend,
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: you martyr and shine.
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