Stupid things we want to do before we die
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I want to drive a racecar around a track at over 200 mph. Preferably Daytona.
How is this stupid, you ask? Well, I'm afraid of going 100 mph. I'll probably freeze up before I can push my foot down.
How is this stupid, you ask? Well, I'm afraid of going 100 mph. I'll probably freeze up before I can push my foot down.
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I want to TP a house.
That's a lovely wish. Been there, done that. It was sweet. I feel nostalgic for it today.
I want to run in a carpet of bananas to see if I can make it to the other side without tripping. A lifelong dream.
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I've done half your dream! I went around Daytona at 100.
(That's MPH not years, wiseacre.)I want to go up a down escalator.
I was in a shopping centre with a friend once and she said, "Look! A clear escalator!"
But I bottled it and within minutes, someone got on at the top so my clear run was ruined because of my backing out. Regretted it ever since.
I was in a shopping centre with a friend once and she said, "Look! A clear escalator!"
But I bottled it and within minutes, someone got on at the top so my clear run was ruined because of my backing out. Regretted it ever since.
I want to go up a down escalator.
I was in a shopping centre with a friend once and she said, "Look! A clear escalator!"
But I bottled it and within minutes, someone got on at the top so my clear run was ruined because of my backing out. Regretted it ever since.
I have gone up a down and down an up. It's lovely walking nowhere and actually getting somewhere!
says the person who is still trying to figure out how to make clown balloon hats...his biggest dream.
I've sucked on a helium balloon and sung I Will Survive in a pub full of people, so that's one dream fulfilled. One box ticked.
I've sucked on a helium balloon and sung I Will Survive in a pub full of people, so that's one dream fulfilled. One box ticked.
I sang it in a bar full of people, but damn! I now have a new dream. Looks in the yellow pages for helium tank vendors!
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Up until a little while ago I always wanted to know what it'd feel like to be choked until I passed out. Then one of my friends came back from basic training. And he came back thirsty. After a buttload of booze and a lot of shouting on my part, he choked me out. Awesome.
Now I want to learn to knit fingerless lace-up gloves. I'm halfway there. The part where they go together is tripping me up.
Now I want to learn to knit fingerless lace-up gloves. I'm halfway there. The part where they go together is tripping me up.
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Hmm. Auto-erotic asphyxiation has never held any attraction for me...
The lady doth protest too much.
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Before I die, I want to rape a man. No extra additaments or anything. Wonder how I'd do it....
......... well you did say stupid.
......... well you did say stupid.
If a man tried to choke me, I'd stick his dangleberries in my smoothie-maker and make him drink his own gentleman's appendage.
I had to read that a few times before I realised yes, you really did say that!!!