Do dead people really smell like cheese doodles?

SpookyWriter · Sep 13, 2007

I'm living roughly a quarter mile from:

a.) pig farm
b.) a funeral parlor
c.) immigration services
d.) taco bell
e.) city landfill

So the smell is either coming from one of the other. I'd hate to think farmers feed the pigs cheese doodles, so where is the smell coming from?

ETA: The stench is something that only a master of horror could imagine.

Joe270 · Sep 13, 2007

Definitely the taco bell, then.

A. Hamilton · Sep 13, 2007

it's gotta be there landfill. there's probably a lot of old cheese doodles in there.

Ziljon · Sep 13, 2007

There's a stench that comes from a tannery.

That pig farm could be making footballs.

SpookyWriter · Sep 13, 2007

Ziljon said:
There's a stench that comes from a tannery.

That pig farm could be making footballs.

Should I complain to the NFL? Or maybe that pigskin that Bret is throwing is really grandma?

Ziljon · Sep 13, 2007

Is there a brewery or distillery nearby? I once visited Scotland and found this incredible smell pervading the whole country. More like hot-crossed-buns than cheese-doodles, but it was intense. On further investigation I found it came from that greatest of all Scottish institutes: the Scotch distilleries (which seem to be ubiquitous in that fair yet dreary country).

But by all means, call the NFL!

SpookyWriter · Sep 13, 2007

Ziljon said:
Is there a brewery or distillery nearby? I once visited Scotland and found this incredible smell pervading the whole country. More like hot-crossed-buns than cheese-doodles, but it was intense. On further investigation I found it came from that greatest of all Scottish institutes: the Scotch distilleries (which seem to be ubiquitous in that fair yet dreary country).

But by all means, call the NFL!

Are you so sure that wasn't Scarletpeaches getting ready for a date?

Ziljon · Sep 13, 2007

I take the fifth.

SpookyWriter · Sep 13, 2007

Ziljon said:
I take the fifth.

That would explain your breath but what about my cheese doodles outside? It stinks! Gwad, if I wasn't sober I'd swear this was Jersey.

Ziljon · Sep 13, 2007

SpookyWriter said:
That would explain your breath but what about my cheese doodles outside? It stinks! Gwad, if I wasn't sober I'd swear this was Jersey.

Ah! There's the problem.

SpookyWriter · Sep 13, 2007

Ziljon said:
Ah! There's the problem.

I could be lying. After all, I do write fiction.

Ziljon · Sep 13, 2007

SpookyWriter said:
I could be lying. After all, I do write fiction.

How can we hope to know anything about such an enigmatic persona?

writerterri · Sep 13, 2007

It's better than living with my husband, for real.

Pig farms are the worst. Dead body farms exist but are far away.

SpookyWriter · Sep 13, 2007

writerterri said:
It's better than living with my husband, for real.

Pig farms are the worst. Dead body farms exist but are far away.

Just wait until you meet one of those dead farmers trying to sell produce on a hot July day in Arizona. The roadside vendors here are buried with business from tourist passing though to a better life in Hollywood.

Ziljon · Sep 13, 2007

writerterri said:
It's better than living with my husband, for real.

If your husband smells so bad have him trim, not shave, his vile body hair.

kellytijer · Sep 13, 2007

dead people smell like Enchiritos. its a toss up.

oswann · Sep 13, 2007

I imagine the rent is cheap though.

Os.

Ziljon · Sep 13, 2007

kellytijer said:
dead people smell like Enchiritos. its a toss up.

Kelly, I love your quote!

Ziljon · Sep 13, 2007

The thing about being German.

oswann · Sep 13, 2007

I love the Google ads on the bottom of the page for this thread.

Os.

kellytijer · Sep 13, 2007

Ziljon said:
Kelly, I love your quote!

thanks, its from monty python

kellytijer · Sep 13, 2007

the thing about the Enchiritos

Kentuk · Sep 13, 2007

The meat seasoning at the Taco Bell is roughly the same crap doodles are coated with. Go to the pig farm, your nose will hate you for it, remember it and it will be easy to eliminate it as the source of the nausous cheese doodle.

Magdalen · Sep 14, 2007

When I lived in Chicago, my neighbors always had people coming and going. One day, I noticed a strange aroma as I locked my door. Sniff, sniff, and I hurried on to work. More than 1 or 2 days later, the smell was even stronger, very, verry cheeselike, so I decided to investigate. I looked around, checked some dark corners and I kid you not, there was an actual pile of human shit in the corner!!! And it smelled like cheese doodles. So I think you are smelling the Pig Poop!!!! PS My farmer cousins are real experts on this topic and can distinguish pig shit from cow shit, chicken shit from bull shit, but surprisingly, they still are not on to me!!!!

SpookyWriter · Sep 14, 2007

Magdalen said:
When I lived in Chicago, my neighbors always had people coming and going. One day, I noticed a strange aroma as I locked my door. Sniff, sniff, and I hurried on to work. More than 1 or 2 days later, the smell was even stronger, very, verry cheeselike, so I decided to investigate. I looked around, checked some dark corners and I kid you not, there was an actual pile of human shit in the corner!!! And it smelled like cheese doodles. So I think you are smelling the Pig Poop!!!! PS My farmer cousins are real experts on this topic and can distinguish pig shit from cow shit, chicken shit from bull shit, but surprisingly, they still are not on to me!!!!

Whatever that smell was last night it was gone when I woke up this morning. I think it's about time to consider moving again.

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