RESULTS--Haggis Must Die--Horror Fiction Contest

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RESULTS--Haggis Must Die--Horror Fiction Contest and Discussion Thread

First, I'd like to thank all our participants. There were 21 of you who submitted a total of 23 sick and disgusting stories. I loved them all, and you're all winners in my book.

Second, I'd like to thank all the voters. There were 29 of you, so unless someone voted more than once (Rllgthunder?) at least 8 were non-participants. Given the number of entries, that represented a lot of serious reading. I really appreciate your support.

Third, I'd like to thank the jackbooted thugs in the mod room who graciously provided most of our prizes. Additional thanks go out to Cath for her lovely sig line thingies and to Poet for the use of his awesome contest spreadsheet. Finally, a shout out to Pat (with a squiggle) whose announcement format I have blatantly ripped off and used for my own nefarious purposes. Thank you all.

Here are our killers:

3rd place: TIE!
for entry # 10, Haggis Must Die!, by Kerr (12 points)
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for entry # 13, Dead Haggises Tell no Tales, by Rhymegirl (12 points)

Kerr and Rhymegirl will arm wrestle at high noon to determine who gets the prize.:D

2nd place:
for entry #23, For Haggis I Mourn, by Eudaemonic (18 points)

1st place:
for entry #12, Le Mort Du Haggis, by Jaycinth (41 points)

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Prizes:

[I]Premium Subscription to the AW Newsletter or a book from the AW Library-[/I]Once again, MacAllister gives away the store. Claimed by Rhymegirl

Any item from the http://www.cafepress.com/ohdawnos (AW CafePress shop)-Being no slacker herself, Dawno does the same. Claimed by Eudaemonic

"What Fish Don't Want You to Know." by Frank Baron-AKAEraser. I have this one myself, and I'll tell you, if you're a fish, it's a true horror story.

"On Writing Horror" by the Horror Writers Association-dog eared and personally poured over by Haggis Claimed by Jaycinth.

Choice of one-used paperback book-personally shoplifted by Rllgthunder:

"Creature" by John Saul
"Hell Fire" by John Saul
"The Bog" by Michael Talbot
"Shivers" by William Schoell

First place winner gets first choice. Second place winner gets second choice. Third place winner gets third choice. Since we have a tie for third place, the author with the most first place votes will get first pick.

Prizes not claimed will be fought over by Rllgthunder and Haggis or held over for future contests.

First through third place winners have the right to display this lovely Winners Thingy in their sig line.


Haggismustdiewinner.jpg



I will contact the winners by PM to arrange delivery of their prizes.

Also, I will list the authors in the Entries Thread, so you can all see if you guessed correctly.


Thanks for playing, everyone.
 
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awesome work everyone! i thoroughly enjoyed all the entries!

that said-- WAY TO GO JAYCINTH!!!!!!!!!
look everyone, my mod won! yipeeeeee!
*heads off to caberet*




haggis, 2 things;
a)you look horrible
ii) keep me entertained. have another contest.
 

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Three cheers to all of you who participated and entertained the daylights out of the rest of us! Three cheers to the winners and to Lady Jay in her absolute triumph over the beast formerly known as Haggis! Three cheers to Haggis, because he....um, that is Haggis is, well... Haggis, everyone!
 

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Authors names are posted

Y'all can go to the contest thread and match your author with your favorite story now. :D
 

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Great job everyone-and you Rhyme? We will be talking!
 

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Congratulations, everyone.
I really enjoyed reading and voting on the entries. I don't usually read horror, so you guys taught me a lot about the genre. Thanks.
I also started to feel a little sorry for Haggis (but don't tell him I said that).
 

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You want to know what's really creepy? I dreamt about this last night. Yup, AND I had one of the winners right in my dream (I also knew I wasn't one of them).

o_O I kid you not.

*ponders a career as a psychic*
 

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Great job everyone-and you Rhyme? We will be talking!

What did I do? Just killed Haggis. I thought death by kiss would be a nice way to die.

Congrats to Jay! I voted for yours for first place.

And thank you to everybody who voted for mine. It was a whole lot of fun.
 

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Oh, and it's almost noon.

Excuse me, I have to go do some weight-lifting to prepare for that arm wrestling contest.
 

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note on the prizes

"On Writing Horror" by the Horror Writers Association
really awesome book for a writer --even if you are not into horror. i own a copy myself. but i am not much into fish--unless they have shells and are dipped in butter.

by the way great entries from everyone and a big congrats to the winners.
 

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Big congrats to the winners!

Big hugs and rude squeezes to the non-winners!

-Derek
 

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Congrats to Jay. :D Won by miles there.

Congrats to everyone else - including me :hooray:Totally stunned but very happy.

Loads of nasty, evil, twisted stories. Loved readin em.

Deamon
 

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I love you all.

And I admit I haven't been back to see who wrote what, so before i do:

I thought 'Haggis Lives', was wonderful and poetic in its irony. It was like a little piece of 'Twilight Zone' come back to enchant me. That was my first choice.

'Death by Vending Machine'. I liked that because I have always been afrain that the next time I reach my hand into one of those things...a giant blood eyed rat is going to take my arm off. AS a result, I avoid vending machines and the soda that lie within. So this was my second choice.


And the one where Haggis wound up as a hood ornament.
What can I say. My frinends and I joke about hood ornaments so much and so often I've forgotten what the original joke is...but sometimes...if you say hood ornament I'll just laugh. Besides this one was told in such a way that I could hear the trucks onthe interstate and hear the impact.

It was wonderful.
 

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Well, none of my guesses were right.
Neurofizz didn't write that one, he wrote that one.

And Inky didn't write that one.

Ah well, I still enjoyed reading them :)



I thought 'Haggis Lives', was wonderful and poetic in its irony. It was like a little piece of 'Twilight Zone' come back to enchant me. That was my first choice.
No Reason. move on.
 
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