Santa, I'm sorry it's come to this, but please, let's not be pathetically needy, all right? When I said you were not hot, I didn't mean for you to set yourself on fire for me.
Let him burn!
WTF were you thinking, Santa, to bring my boys light sabres??? I've already had to confiscate them three times, and the dog won't come out from under the bed.
Really, Santa, you need to be more responsible.
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