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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: In the age of Aquarius
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Refreshment of your computer screen doesn't always work. I find a good kick to the top left corner of the monitor does wonders for changing my Dell's disposition.
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Outward Hound
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Dogpatch
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Disposition turned decidedly sour after he drowned in a pool of brine.
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: in the shadow of Lincoln Center
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Brine of Frankenstein was to be a sequel that, because of the projected cost of many tons of salt, was never filmed.
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Join Date: May 2007
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Filmed footage only showed feet, which was not all that interesting to watch.
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Location: in the shadow of Lincoln Center
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"Watch your mouth!" said Mrs. Jones to Billy, who replied that he would much rather watch hers.
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In Honor of Peter Tomich,USS Utah
Join Date: May 2007
Location: King Louie's town
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Hers was the revenge served coldest.
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carpe libri
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: never in the here and now
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Coldest of all is Reykjavik's Ice Hotel.
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Outward Hound
Join Date: May 2007
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Hotel clerk was sort of creepy, she noticed as she checked in, and that roving eye of his made her extremely uncomfortable, especially when the eye popped out of its socket and followed her up the stairs.
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Stairs leading to the tower were forbidden, she knew, yet she couldn't draw back now, and she felt her heart beating wildly as she climbed the circular stairway till she approached the locked door from which, suddenly, an unholy howl, neither human nor animal, echoed through the corridors of Rothbart's dark castle.
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Join Date: May 2007
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"Castle needs a complete makeover," said the decorator to the King, "I think I'd like to replace the battlements with a rooftop garden, the moat could use some water lilies, the drawbridge needs to be repainted a nice pastel color and we've got to do something about all these stone walls - they're not showing stone walls this season. What do you think about Japanese screens?"
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Screens were everywhere in the room, each one showing a different episode of Gilligan's Island, and as the repetitive sounds of "Little Buddy" and Thurston Howell III's inane references to Yale and Harvard drummed in his ears, the prisoner knew that he would soon go mad.
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blue eyed floozy
Join Date: May 2007
Location: St. John, Kansas
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mad with unrequited lust, nymtoc chased poor ginger through his slightly damp dreams.
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Dreams used to be a dime a dozen, but today you have to go into hock to afford even one.
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"Mad about you," he said, "mad about the way you look, mad about the way you talk, mad about the way you think - everything about you drives me mad. What is it, I wonder? Do you think it all started last night when you bit me and possibly gave me rabies?"
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Rabies may be an annoying condition, but when combined with the new fall trends, fashion arbiters say that a little frothing at the mouth will be considered rather chic.
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blue eyed floozy
Join Date: May 2007
Location: St. John, Kansas
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chic in western kansas means cowboy boots and short shorts. bermudas and cowboy boots, on the other hand, are a huge fashion no-no. then there is my 60 year old neighbor who mows his yard in cowboy boots and speedo--IIIUUUUU.
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Chic Young was a French cartoonist who created La Blondie, a comic strip about an elegant couple living on the left bank of Paris with their two children and pet poodle. The couple only wore designer fashions, and the husband had the endearing habit of eating foie gras, truffles and assorted cheeses on very large baguettes.
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blue eyed floozy
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baguettes are also diamonds.
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Diamonds are a girl's best friend and a dog is a man's best friend, so the girl and the man must always be fighting over a dog wearing a diamond-studded collar.
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blue eyed floozy
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studded collars are an important teaching aid
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Aid the poor, comfort the sick, and offer your body to the horny.
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Horny patients in the Priapism Ward are a continual problem for nurses.
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Nurses in the Priapism ward spent an inordinate amount of time giving sponge baths.
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Baths should be taken at least every two weeks, except in summer, when a weekly bath is recommended.
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In Honor of Peter Tomich,USS Utah
Join Date: May 2007
Location: King Louie's town
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Recommended doses of Phentermine should not exceed one kilogram.
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