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"Jolt of shock therapy," he said, "is what I get each day when I see my wife at breakfast."
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Breakfast in China may include zhou, a kind of porridge.
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DANG!
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Porridge with butter and brown sugar is rather tasty.
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"Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me - Don Vito Corleone .................................................. .................................................. ..........
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"Tasty?" said the cannibal, rubbing his jaw in pain, "You call that tasty? When I bit into a finger, I chipped my tooth on her wedding band."
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Band is a 1998 documentary film chronicling the 1997 marching season of the Waxahachie High School Marching Band from summer camp to state competition.
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"Competition no longer bothers me," he said, "not since I acquired the services of a highly adept hit man."
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Man does not live by junk food alone.
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Alone he sits, friendless, dejected, isolated, with nothing but ten million dollars in the bank for comfort.
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Comfort is desired by everyone, except maybe masochists.
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A bit of snow's better than nothing
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Lost in the Wyoming mountains. Don't try to rescue me.
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Masochists take comfort in taking comfort away.
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"Away, get thee behind me, Satan," he cried, unaware that he was about to be stabbed in the back with a pitchfork.
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We are once in a lifetime.
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Pitchfork Pete hit Silo Steve over the head with a shovel.
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Shovel enough s**t, and you might get elected.
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We are once in a lifetime.
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Elected congressmen are often idiots.
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Idiots in government constitute an axiomatic truth.
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Truth is a rare commodity in political circles.
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We are once in a lifetime.
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Circles drawn in red crayon have the ability to make one dizzy.
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Dizzy dancing mixed with dirty dancing always ends up on the floor.
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DANG!
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Floor plans are confusing to me.
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"Me me me me me," sang the egotistical tenor, practicing his scales.
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Scales often tell weight watchers truths they would rather not know.
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DANG!
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Know way: Hose, typed the novelist with bad grammar and even worse spelling.
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Spelling (Aaron) was a writer, actor and producer who was involved in a number of very successful TV series, including Dynasty, The Love Boat and Charlie's Angels.
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DANG!
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Angels are sometimes called Messengers of God
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A bit of snow's better than nothing
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God's messengers are not known for disseminating communications through cheesy TV shows.
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