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blue eyed floozy
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an inclination towards greed turned many flower children into yuppie disco ducks
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Location: in the shadow of Lincoln Center
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Ducks quack.
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Outward Hound
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"Quack!" she screamed at her doctor after he stuck her with a large bill.
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Bill collectors should be shot on sight.
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blue eyed floozy
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a large bill sets the toucan off from many other rain forest birds but is common in ramphastos toco
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Outward Hound
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Sight was a sense which the blind man lacked, but that did not trouble him, for he possessed insight.
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Insight is the faculty of seeing into the inner character or underlying truth in any person, thought, statement, presentation, hypothesis, belief, concept, conclusion, doctrine, judgment, opinion, perception, view, theory or kumquat.
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blue eyed floozy
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kumquats are the gnomes of the citrus world.
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World domination is the aim of many movie villains.
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DANG!
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Villains are intriguing - especially if they have a handlebar moustache
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Imagine something clever here.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Living in the rain somewhere near Seattle.
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Moustache cups are often available on ebay.
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carpe libri
Join Date: Sep 2008
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Ebay is the best option when searching for unicorn horn.
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Rainbow Laser Princess
Join Date: May 2010
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Horn of a unicorn belongs on the unicorn it grew on.
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On Her Majesty's Secret Service features George Lazenby's only appearance as James Bond.
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blue eyed floozy
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james bond is to fleming as willie ashenden is to maugham.
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Rainbow Laser Princess
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Maugham is a word that I do not know.
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"Know thyself" is one of the world's oldest apothegms.
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Rainbow Laser Princess
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"Apothegms!" my mentally unstable aunt screeched, pulling at her restraints.
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A bit of snow's better than nothing
Join Date: Feb 2008
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Restraints of the leather kind are not necessarily the most unwelcome for masochists.
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Rainbow Laser Princess
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Masochists have been scientifically proven to withstand abnormally high levels of heat and are therefore being recruited as the new outer panels for the next space shuttle.
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Shuttle trains run every few minutes between Grand Central Terminal and Times Square.
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In Honor of Peter Tomich,USS Utah
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Square deals are best.
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"Best foot forward" was too confusing for the centipede.
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Rainbow Laser Princess
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Centipedes are supposed to have a hundred legs, but really they always have an odd pair.
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Imagine something clever here.
Join Date: Dec 2009
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Pair is often confused with pear and pare. The question is, What would you use to pare a pair of pears?
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