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"Revolution" often refers to activities against a state or leader or government, but the word can also be applied more figuratively, as when one speaks of a revolution in art.
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art the aardvark-- was he a character in catch twenty two? or was he a cartoon from the seventies?
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Practical experience FTW
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Art is when you work your butts off and get nothing out of it.
1970's memorabilia boils down to this: Flares. |
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Lunatic in the Making
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Flares are very useful in an emergency, whether you're lost in the woods or have had a roadside accident.
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"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~ J. R. R. Tolkien (The Fellowship of the Ring) |
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The unmighty and non-powerful One!
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Accident is what happens when Nymtoc goes on dates with unicorns.
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Unicorns are extremely fastidious in their diets, but the dish they prize most highly is roast armadillo.
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Armadillo meat is a delicacy in some parts of South America.
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"America" can mean one continent, two continents or simply one country.
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DANG!
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Country-fried armadillo is rather tasty - or so I've heard.
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"Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me - Don Vito Corleone .................................................. .................................................. ..........
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Heard about what you did last night, Lavern, and I'm shocked, shocked!
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Shocked, she carefully stepped over the corpse and made for the staircase.
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DANG!
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Staircase covered in blood, back door ajar. Something smells fishy, said the rookie detective.
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Detective stories fall into the mystery genre.
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Genre publishers are extremely finicky about whether your manuscript fits neatly into a particular genre or not.
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The unmighty and non-powerful One!
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Not unless your manuscript fits their genre. Then they are rather happy. Like clowns.
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Clowns are not allowed on AW, but some seem to sneak in anyway.
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Anyway, what I wanted to tell you, clowns, trolls and spammers are part and parcel of most people's daily affairs.
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Affairs can sometimes be construed as business dealings, at other times as amours.
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A bit of snow's better than nothing
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Amours are the spice of life for many bored spouses.
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Spouses who stay loyal to each other have a slightly longer life expectancy.
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Expectancy is a double-edged sword, because if you expect something good and it doesn't happen, you are disappointed, and if you expect something bad and it doesn't happen, you berate yourself for being such a pessimist.
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The unmighty and non-powerful One!
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Pessimist is what Nymtoc has become after years and years of trying various hair products and still being bald.....like DJ's bum.
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Bum steers are not necessarily bovine.
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blue eyed floozy
Join Date: May 2007
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bovine spectators obfuscated our attempt to view the transit of venus from our south pasture.
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Writing Anarchist
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Location: lost among the words
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Our south pasture is in serious need of mowing.
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