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teh evil broad
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Haggis, it looks like you're the only old fart here.
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Teh doommobile, drivin' rite by you
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it'll be a decade or so before I can play here. I hope your denture adhesive doesn't soften while you're rocking, Haggis.
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Goonsquad
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Get off my lawn, you young brat.
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Teh doommobile, drivin' rite by you
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Don't forget--you're supposed to take your Viagra at 4:30.
Viva Viagra.
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It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's an
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Well, Haggis, looks like it's you and me, kid.
Where's the rockin' chair? Get me a shawl, somebody! Isn't the heat on? Damn! |
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When I was your age, all we had was MS-DOS 1.0.
AND WE WERE HAPPY WE HAD IT! |
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It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's an
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Nobody needs more than 65k memory. NoBODY.
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*zips in. throws a shaw around haggis’s’s’s’ shoulders. puts blanket on haggis’s’s’’s lap*
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Cartoon'd.
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The first one to start talking about his/her most recent bowel movement goes straight to the nursing home. I mean it.
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It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's an
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And what the hell you need a cable modem for!? 1200baud is plenty fast!
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It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's an
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Come to think of it, I AM a little constipated.
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Goonsquad
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*Turns up hearing aid*
Did somebody say "Viagra?"
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The only reason you're on UHF is because you're not good enough to be on channels 2 through 13!
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Teh doommobile, drivin' rite by you
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Yep. Bet that annoying song is wafting through your foggy brain too.
Viva Viagra.
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this thread is scarng me.
that was funny to me |
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Make some foil rabbit ears... it'll look better.
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Goonsquad
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Cartoon'd.
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I found the perfect nursing home. Here's the head nurse:
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Darth Vader is my co-pilot
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Whippersnappers. Love that word. Whippersnappers.
-Derek
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Goonsquad
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Hey, OFG. Would you mind putting a nice, soothing record on the victrola? Maybe some Vaughn Monroe or Nelson Eddy?
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I remember when gas was 88 cents a gallon and I'm only 26!
that doesn't count though, does it?
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It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's an
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Ooooo! How 'bout some Jeannette McDonald, too! She an' Nelson sing so purrrrrdy together!
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