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Goonsquad
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Syn or Reg, would one of you take OFG out back and shoot her?
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Starscream
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I always get the
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Lost in er...where am I again?
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Good greif, Haggis. That's kind of severe. I know I've got some Advil around here somewhere. Or alcohol. What ever.
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Starscream
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Are you going to spoil my fun?
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Lost in er...where am I again?
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Would you rather continue having fun or spend time in the hooscow? Mr. OFG might still find her useful...for cooking, cleaning and telling the same story to--over and over and over again.
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i think Haggis's plan would work the best.
i'm not a doctor, but i play one on AW.
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Starscream
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Lost in er...where am I again?
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Sheez. Okay, but you have to take your glasses off.
And wait until we're all safely out of range. And let OFG get good and sloshed first. That way both of you have a fair chance. LOL |
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Bowties are cool
Join Date: Apr 2005
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My back finally ISN'T killing me. I went to a Chiropractor and he bent me into a pretzel, something popped, and it's all better. I only went 4 times and I feel brand new again.
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I swear by my chiropractor. I see him twice a week and have cut the use of my asthma medicine to barely once a day
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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I haz cheesecake!
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I've been to the chiropractor for years he couldn't help me.
But a few shots of gin every day will keep the doctor away.
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Just thought I'd pop in here, now that I'm officially old enough to be here. I lied in church today. I told the woman in the pew in front of me that I was turning 39. ![]() And yeah, I used to visit my chiropractor regularly too. Both of my chiropractors said I have a great back that didn't need regular treatment, but the second one also did feet. I have a bone out of place in my right foot, and it did so much good to have it manipulated back into place. As for my asthma, years ago my ex and I took a massage course, and a therapist I had taught him how to find the pressure points that cause my breathing to go haywire. Every time my lungs act up, I get a pounding twice a day. I'm not medication free, but it sure does help when I'm having difficulties breathing. And he gets to take out his frustration on me.
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I haz cheesecake!
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Sometimes, I lie too but not on purpose. I very often forget my age....
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It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's an
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I swan... get a little down in your back an' whadda people want to do to you? Shoot you! Whadda waste of good material! I've got a lotta good years left in me yet! Criminently, Haggis... don't you realize I'm the only thing - well, me an' the Colonel - standing between you and the lynch mob? Once they're through with us, they'll turn on you.
They want your Gran Torino! Or... hey... was that you? Or am I confusing you with Clint Eastwood? |
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Goonsquad
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Dunno. Does it have rich, Corinthian leather?
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It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's an
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Does what have rich, Corinthian leather?
And wasn't it 'fine, Corinthian leather'? |
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Lost in er...where am I again?
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The 'fine Corinthian leather' was in a Dodge or Chrysler car. A Cordoba I think.
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Goonsquad
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Who's the Colonel, and what does chicken have to do with anything?
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how dare you besmirch the colonel, chi.
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I'm practicing my noose knots.
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Goonsquad
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You can't hang people in Canadia.
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It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's an
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What're you mumbling on about, Haggis?
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Lost in er...where am I again?
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He's trying to figure out how to spell Canada.
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i wasn't going to. i was thinking about hanging a chi huey huey...but i don't know if i can accomplish a noose knot so tiny. i may have to shoot said chi huey huey
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Goonsquad
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You'd need a very, very small bullet.
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