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The usual suspect
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
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Hi everyone,
I can't believe that I've been wandering around these forums for months and only now discovered this place. I thought the newbie pub was it. You know, chat about exercise, diet, cookie recipes.... very sweet but ... ![]() Now I realise I've been hanging out with the kids. This looks like a whole lot more fun. Haggis, I see you've added face jewellery. Did it hurt?
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It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's an
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The usual suspect
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Sky isn't falling, ground is rising
Join Date: Oct 2006
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So maybe you should stay here for a while. You know...get your feet wet. You might not be ready for the local locos just yet. Just sayin'. And remember...everything is always cray's fault so blame him. |
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Sky isn't falling, ground is rising
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Thick-skinned, but I shoot back.
Join Date: Feb 2011
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Sky isn't falling, ground is rising
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Thick-skinned, but I shoot back.
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Stop it, stop it.
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Goonsquad
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About the jewellery--I don't remember too much about it. Del and I...well...we were out partying the other day and...well...it just all kinda becomes a blur. I do remember he wanted a beak ring and they weren't able to stick it through, so they gave it to me instead. But suffice it to say, we had lots of anesthesia. *hic*
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Sky isn't falling, ground is rising
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Well, with him being bipolar it might amp up his defense and they might not find him guilty of battery, but if you stay in there and really hit him with some voltage there is a chance you can drain him enough to where he will be compelled to accept a lesser charge. Watt that would be ohm not sure.
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Sky isn't falling, ground is rising
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*unbans Del so he can see what other nefarious photoshopping tricks he has in mind*
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Lost in er...where am I again?
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hey...someone upgraded our thread.
Nice.
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Thick-skinned, but I shoot back.
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.. and the 'voices'
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That'd be syrup (at about 45-1) after some long cookin' brought home about 200 gallons of sap last night .. expect the same today... I'll be stokin the fire (in the shack) until after lunch time today and tomorrow. That'll add some bottles to the shelf.
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On a wing and a prayer
Join Date: May 2005
Location: A Small Town in Germany
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*sidles up very coyly*
Haven't been here for a long time. What are you serving? Where can I park my zimmer frame?
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The usual suspect
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That's shocking! I see I'm going to have to catch up on the current affairs here.
Thanks for welcome, everyone. I can see I've plugged into the right place for some bright sparks.
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It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's an
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DANG!
Join Date: May 2009
Location: 7th Heaven
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Welcome Gail.
Hope you brought your own scooter, 'cos this one is mine: I get real cranky if anyone touches it or puts his/her meds in my basket.
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The usual suspect
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Very cool wheels. I'm okay with the cane (just don't add coke) but I use my chair on bad days.
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welcome gail.
for the record, i'm not old. i just come around once a week or so with a cart,.... |
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Goonsquad
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cray delivers our pRon.
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riiiight.
it's more like a monte python death cart kind of thing, gail.
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The usual suspect
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That's cool. I can dig it.
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