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Old 04-24-2012, 08:46 PM   #8126
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I've got a problem that's been on my mind all day and I cant seem to get rid of it any where I go so that I can just think about whether the answer is four or seven if its not neither and not enough information is there for me to be sure though I am pretty sure that there is an answer if I had studied algelbra instead of hitting on that girl in tattoo parlor in Baltimore on weekends when maybe I should have stayed home and played baseball or read books maybe even some math books that would have made me a little more calculating and then Id have saved enough money to buy a razor and a t-shirt that I could wear on cold days where I was or even just cool ones although most of my days were pretty cool when I sop to think about it because those are what got me to where I am now even the part where I am having trouble wiht my problem because

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