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You Don't Need to Be Crazy to Write, But It Helps

By Michelle Mach

"Priorities"

The bedroom is tidy,
The kitchen is clean.
The living room sparkles,
The bathroom, pristine.

I've mopped and I've dusted,
I've bleached my blues white.
No excuses are left--
Now I really must write!

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"Time Flies When You're Having Fun"

Though normal folks complain
That Christmas comes too fast,
Writers know December means
That next June's almost passed!

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"Promises, Promises"

Some publications pay by check,
Free copies come from others.
And then there are the ones
Whom if I had my druthers…

They promise payment in prestige,
Or fame-- it's such a coup!
But tell your friends and family this
And they'll just say: "Huh? Who?"



Michelle Mach is a featured writer in the 2007 Bylines Desk calendar. Her humorous essays and short stories have appeared in various magazines and anthologies. Visit her website at: www.michellemach.com.

 

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