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bulletRejection Collection: read and contribute your worst rejection letters.
bulletRefrigerator Poem Magnets: a java version of refrigerator poetry magnets
bulletNaughty Refrigerator Magnet Poetry: same as above, but the "naughty" version! 
bulletThis is True:  Free weekly e-mail with news stories about people who have done dumber things than you have
bullet"Sink the Titanic Conspiracy":  interactive online novel in progress that is open to contributions by the public. Spoof of conspiracy theories.
bulletOff-Planet: Alien fun
bulletPlot-O-Matic: create your own screenplay
bulletBulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest: Contest to write the worst possible opening sentence to a novel
bulletAstronet: Ask a question.  Click a button.  Presto:  an instant, free psychic reading in 6 categories (tarot, astrology, etc.)
bulletThe Onion: popular, irreverent news e-zine
bulletGreatest Quotes From Great Films: quiz yourself to see how many you know.  Plus famous misquotes.
bulletArt Crimes: The Writing On The Wall: graffiti showcase from around the world
bulletTake 5: "Entertainment trivia for short attention spans."
bulletThe Case: online mini-mysteries for you to solve
bulletInstant Muse: tools for overcoming writer's block
bulletNerve: celebrates erotic writing
bulletDan's Cartoons: "Cartoons for any professional project"

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