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(Not Another) Form
Rejection Letter
By Robyn
Schneider
Dear (hackneyed, unoriginal) author,
I’m sorry, but I’ll have to pass on your
Manuscript (reading it was a bother).
In the future, I’d love to see some more
Of your writing. Today’s book market is
Tough (you don’t have what it takes); I’m afraid
It’s not easy to break into this biz
(With writing like yours, you’d never get paid).
It is quite rare that I take on a new
Client these days, and I don’t think we fit--
There’s a better agent out there for you,
So best of luck (sorry you write like shit)!
Thank you so much for thinking of me.
Warmest regards, Out of Reach Agency.
Robyn Schneider is the author of the forthcoming young adult novels Better
Than Yesterday and Daring Exploits of a Drama Writer. She lives in
New York City where she attends Barnard College of Columbia University. She
spends too much time hanging out at book readings with other writers on her
LiveJournal friends list. She also created Correspondences with YA Fiction
Agents, an online collection of her query letters and their responses from
literary agents up through the first major book sale of her career. Visit her
on the web at
www.robynschneider.com.
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