Robinson Crusoe by Daniel Defoe is the next off my list. You already know a little to all of the story already: Crusoe thumbs his nose at his father's advice to stay home, only to suffer one misfortune after another that sees him shipwrecked off the coast of England, then enslaved in Morocco, the taken aboard a Portuguese slaver to Brazil, where the settles into a sugar and tobacco plantation before yet again taking a chance at easy money, which sees his ship abandoned in a storm and he the only survivor on an island off the coast of Venezuela near Trinidad, in the middle 1600s when few ships ventured in that vicinity. Crusoe salvages what he can, and settles into a life of farming and hunting on the island, until a mysterious footprint--not his--appears on the sand. He later learns that mainland Native American tribes occasionally use the island for cannibalistic rituals. Aghast, after over twenty years of solitude (oh, and this book is only 1/5 as good as Gabriel Garcia Marquez!) he rescues a native he dubs Friday, who he teaches to speak English (Crusoe doesn't deign to learn Friday's language) and Christianity (of the good and respectable Protestant kind, dontchaknow). Learning there are Spaniards held by Friday's home village, Crusoe abandons his thoughts of "live and let live" regarding Indigenous practices and launches into a plan and rescue his fellow White men, Papists though they might be. But, the good old English come to the rescue, as they are wont to do, so Crusoe shrugs off his Spanish brethren with an audible "meh" and scarpers off back to England to retrieve his rightful riches.
As you might have guessed from my plot summary, I thought 300 years had been kind to the book (despite the tedious depth of Crusoe's description of making canoes and growing barley) until the arrival of Friday. Before this, there is a lot of introspection about the folly of not following sound advice and rushing off half-cocked. After this it got fairly silly and ridiculous in what were surely prejudices and swashbuckling fantasies of the time, but that have become "me no goodee at White man talk" tropes. Defoe also seems to have a paranoia about people being eaten, be that by cannibals or wolves and bears. I also had to laugh at a few of the plot holes. Crusoe has no cord for candle wicks, despite gleaning his wrecked ship for everything he could carry, which would have surely included ropes. Also, Crusoe goes on about how he doesn't have a pot to cook in, although the ship surely had a kitchen with pots and pans, not to mention knives, he would have salvaged. He has nothing with which to weave baskets to carry all the GRAPES he collects, which apparently don't grow on VINES in the Caribbean (and no, Mr Defoe, there are no penguins there either). Okay, it's late, I'm tired, I might not be respecting my fellow writer to the utmost degree.
1. In a dry and dusty land: A book taking place in a desert. The Alchemist – Paulo Coelho
2. Flights of fancy: A book in which airplanes figure prominently. The Great Circle – Maggie Shipstead
5. Elementally, my dear Watson: A book whose title contains one of the chemical elements. Demon Copperhead – Barbara Kingsolver
12. Down on the farm: A book featuring farmers, agriculture, or taking place in an agrarian setting. Cider House Rules – John Irving
13. Ballot boxing: A book centering on a political campaign. The Manchurian Candidate – Richard Condon
17. Old world charm: A book taking place in or about Europe. The Expats – Chris Pavone
21. Enabled: A book with a differently abled main character (blind, deaf, physically impaired, etc.). All the Light We Cannot See – Anthony Doerr.
24. War is hell: A book about war, on the lines or the home front, fiction or nonfiction. Desperate Engagement: How a Little-Known Civil War Battle Saved Washington, D.C. – Marc Leepson
28. I know exactly where that is!: A book taking place in a location you know well. DC Noir 2 – George Pelecanos (editor)
31. Back in the day: A historical fiction of any genre. Let Us Descend – Jesmyn Ward.
37. Ye olde booke shoppe: A book written before 1800. Robinson Crusoe - Daniel Defoe
44. Freebies: A book you (legally) obtained without paying for. Pachinko – Min Jin Lee