Do You Think You Could Respond To This? (Part II)

[WriterWho]

Well, do you have a trident?

 

[CDSinex]

Wouldn't he rather live in a pineapple under the sea?

 

[captain_ryan]

What would keep the pineapple from rotting over time?

 

[CDSinex]

The miracle of television?

 

[captain_ryan]

Wouldn't you rather be at Disney than Nickelodeon?

 

[WriterWho]

Since Disney is the best, which one of their many cartoon characters describes you the best?

 

[CDSinex]

Wouldn't Zorro be the obvious answer?

 

[Robbert]

What if he were loaded like Donald Duck?

 

[WriterWho]

If he were Donald - and loaded, could I be Daisy?

 

[iLion]

Isn't it Uncle Scrooge who is loaded?

 

[WriterWho]

Wasn't that DuckTales?

 

[iLion]

Is that related in anyway to duck tape?

 

[Drachen Jager]

Why do you think there is a kind of tape designed for sticking to ducks?

 

[iLion]

Isn't that how they keep their feathers attached?

 

[WriterWho]

Or is it how you hunt, since I heard you were a bad shot?

 

[iLion]

Do I hit them with the tape?

 

[WriterWho]

Would that qualify as a bad shot?

 

[iLion]

Wouldn't it only be a bad shot if I missed?

 

[WriterWho]

What would a tape-ball do to a duck?

 

[iLion]

If I got a good bank shot.. mightn't it goose him?

 

[WriterWho]

Hmm . . . is that what lions are in to?

 

[iLion]

What? Goosing ducks by making bank shots with a ball of tape? Isn't everyone into that?

 

[WriterWho]

Can you define who everyone is for the sake of clarification?

 

[Drachen Jager]

Is anyone else in the world disturbed enough to even come up with the idea?

 

[iLion]

Should I just eat the duck and be done with it?