Do You Think You Could Respond To This? (Part II)

[Matera the Mad]

Does that make you romantic, or a lunatic?

 

[Steve Coate]

Doesn't that depend on the person listening to the music?

 

[jaus tail]

what if the person doesn't like the music and goes berserk like an enraged bull?

 

[Matera the Mad]

Do you think everybody is just like you?

 

[jaus tail]

how many times must i share with you the knowledge that to become like me one needs a divine tail?

 

[Matera the Mad]

To wag is divine?

 

[jaus tail]

isn't the ability to wag, is what's divine?

 

[Matera the Mad]

How did you divine that?

 

[jaus tail]

why don't you come a little bit closer so I could whisper the secret answer in thy ears?

 

[Matera the Mad]

Doth I not already know that thy tail is a divining rod?

 

[jaus tail]

do you also know that a blue lightning is thrown from it, if you stare at it for eight seconds?

 

[Steve Coate]

Does your tail merit eight seconds worth of staring?

 

[Matera the Mad]

Does it know any other cute tricks?

 

[jaus tail]

Why don't you accompany me in the tiger's cave so I could show you the tricks instead of telling you about them?

 

[Matera the Mad]

Does the tiger do tricks too?

 

[jaus tail]

Hasn't the li'l girl ever played with animals other than kittens and puppies?

 

[Yourg]

And what if she hasn't?

 

[Matera the Mad]

Want to bet he's just stalling because he only has a paper tiger?

 

[jaus tail]

isn't that enough to scare you to the extent that you'd wet your pants?

 

[Matera the Mad]

Did I say "toilet paper tiger"?

 

[jaus tail]

Isn't using the 't' word on a public forum a tad bit 'ross with a capital g'?

 

[Matera the Mad]

Why, did you use it already?

 

[jaus tail]

why are your nostrils flaring?

 

[Matera the Mad]

Didn't anyone tell you about the dangers of magic mirrors?

 

[jaus tail]

Didn't anyone tell you about the merits of daily bathing?