Good lord that was bad. Boring, irritating, badly acted by the main, blank-faced piece-of-wood dude, with far too little monster action.
It also seemed to be trying to walk a weird line - like, it seemed to want to take itself seriously, which fine, but then you have to commit. This was so meh. Everything seemed so half-assed, when I feel like if you're doing this, you have to do it whole-assed. I love disaster porn, but it wasn't, as that was mostly just after-the-fact rubble in the dusk. I'd have enjoyed monster fighting, but as someone noted, filming it Michael Bay style (aka badly) felt like being cheated out of the point. If they wanted to hang it on the emotional family stuff, then ramp it up. Everyone past Cranston seemed faintly disaffected, which may have been due to the acting issues but regardless. I also didn't get Hawkins role at all. She was just like, random woman following Watanabe around looking pained. You have her, do SOMETHING with her. She had like 10 lines in the whole movie, but she was perpetually there.
I think they'd have been better off embracing the over-the-top of it. Go all 2012. Put Woody Harrelson out in the desert ranting, throw 14 completely nonsensical "scientific" explanations at the wall, and destroy stuff from near and far, in detail, for 90 damn minutes. Chase your characters with falling buildings and crevasses, damnit. It was terrible and stupid, but it was fun. This was boring as hell.
I thought I'd be the only one complaining about the motion but I see Calla Lilly noticed too. They had handicam-filmed scenes randomly, especially in the early scenes with the Olsen. I thought I was going to have to leave, but they were dispersed so I only feel vaguely seasick. I swear there should be some sort of mandatory handicam warning in trailers or on posters or something.
One other thing I forgot to mention, but I found it weirdly adorable when the male MUTO passed the nuke to the female MUTO, all like, "Hey girl, I brought you a present!" and they bumped noses and their eye-lasers went zip-zip-zip--just precious.
Heh I liked that too - I thought they were sharing their nuke snack.
Which, btw, they could've made the whole 'plot' make vaguely more sense. Why was the one headed to SF to begin with? Is that where they keep the nuclear wessels? (cookie to anyone who gets that ref)