Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume V)

[WriterWho]

I did! I did!

 

[alleycat]

They sometimes call for unpaid extras for the TV show. Then they give away little prizes for showing up.

 

[WriterWho]

I love that show. Juliette and Deacon! Yeah.

 

[alleycat]

I only watched the first episode.

 

[WriterWho]

If you're being serious, you're missing out. Great show. Really.

 

[Sydneyd]

Are you watching . . . Nashville?

No, I don't have cable. Which makes it worse because I watch tv shows on netflix, can watch episode after episode and don't have to bear through commercials

 

[night-flyer]

I've never seen it. If it's anything like The Walking Dead, I'll give it a shot.

 

[WriterWho]

It's not quite like that.

 

[alleycat]

No, I don't have cable. Which makes it worse because I watch tv shows on netflix, can watch episode after episode and don't have to bear through commercials

It's on ABC.

 

[night-flyer]

It's not quite like that.

Well then, does it have any medieval porn in it?

 

[Sydneyd]

It's on ABC.

I think I might have that one! We have this little box that gives us the basic 6...or is it 8? I don't know...

 

[alleycat]

We all behave in Nashville. No one sleeps around with anyone else's wife.

Uh, let's change the subject.

How about the elections in Egypt?

 

[WriterWho]

N-F, I have to ask. What have you been watching? No, there are no dungeons and chains. Well . . . yet, anyway.

 

[night-flyer]

N-F, I have to ask. What have you been watching? No, there are no dungeons and chains. Well . . . yet, anyway.

Game of Thrones!

Well, I see no point in watching that show, then.

 

[night-flyer]

We all behave in Nashville. No one sleeps around with anyone else's wife.

Uh, let's change the subject.

How about the elections in Egypt?

Did the muppet win? Egypt needs jazz, right?

 

[alleycat]

I think Egypt got another jazz with that British archaeologist who first measured the pyramids.

He was crazy.

 

[night-flyer]

Crazy British people are always full of...jazz.

 

[Silent Rob]

Do you mean Howard Carter, ac? Or Lord Carnavon?

Both pioneers of jazz!

ROAR

 

[andreea]

I'm going to have to stop you right there, ac. I don't know what the rabbits are like where you are, but I'm about 185, so yanno...yeah.

Unless, of course, you're only talking about my most delicious bits. In that case, sadly, you're gonna need a bigger bunny.

So your self appointed delicious bits weight less than 3 pounds?





*reconsiders opinion on the bunneh*

 

[Silent Rob]

Self appointed!



Didn't the artist formerly known as Prince try that once?

*capers*

 

[alleycat]

Do you mean Howard Carter, ac? Or Lord Carnavon?

Flinders Petrie.

 

[alleycat]

Didn't the artist formerly known as Prince try that once?

Isn't he back to being Prince now? That would make him the artist formerly formerly known as Prince.

Or we just call him a doofus.

 

[andreea]

He had changed his name?

 

[alleycat]

He had changed his name?

Oh, he came up with some kind of symbol that was suppose to be his name. Since it couldn't be spelled or pronounced, the media started referring to him as "the artist formerly known as Prince."

This is what happens to someone when they starts believing their own publicity.

 

[andreea]