I sure did. Mom is doing better than I expected. She's still running a fever, though, and that worries me a bit. She'll be seeing her doc in a couple of days. She's not in a ton of pain, which is nice. But she's getting damned tired of soup.
Awww. I bet. Glad she's not in a lot of pain, though.But she's getting damned tired of soup.
Damn, that's some serious brain food.
Did someone mention my name?
I'm supposed to be working but this file is boooooooooring and I'm falling asleep at the keyboard.
Not if Boston was the main dish.
No, I get you. I think what you're saying is that you're only slightly smarter than fish, right?Look, if fish - who are universally stupid - can be brain food, than sheep can certainly be brain food.
Not that I am encouraging people to eat me, mind you.
No, I get you. I think what you're saying is that you're only slightly smarter than fish, right?
See, that's why I figured I'd get above average. I mean, there are a lot of people in the world like the ones you work with, Ted. I thought sure they'd make up a large enough portion of the population to lower the bar on what was "average". Or...wait, how would that work?Because of the sub-par people I work with, I generally don't worry about my own IQ.
That's what I keep telling myself.And online tests are wildly inaccurate. Real measurements of IQ involve a lot more than multiple choice answers in a short time frame.
It took me about 15 minutes. I would have taken longer to figure out a couple that I was stumped on but I was rushed and figured eff it, I'd just guess.Just as long as the test doesn't take very long. Limited patience.
That's not a bad idea.Just answer the opposite of whatever you answered before. You'll either be a genius or just above a rock. Good luck!
Eh, we know you're smart, Soapy. No need to take a stinking IQ test. Though I am waiting to hear what the sheep got.
Eh, we know you're smart, Soapy.
So, if the same applies to me, that puts me at the above average intelligence level.The sheep scored 20 points below where I know I am.
And is convinced some of the questions do not, in fact, have real answers.