Just because if I keep eating white cheddar popcorn, there might eventually be enough of me to Ona bookmaker and Chrissy simultaneously.
Just because Syn has given me another bullet point for my "Thank you Jesus that didn't happen" list.
Yay! I've been Laverned!
I'm not going to sparkle now, am I?
Girlfriend, you're not only gonna sparkle, but everything you touch will turn to GOLD from now on.
... and now there's a golden cow on my lawn...I refuse to worship it
Worship it?
Girl, you better throw that Heifer on the grill.
I could use a steak right now, just because.