Nathan left me locked in the basement with two bucket. One of food and one of the other thing. I mixed up the buckets a couple time. I think I need my stomach pumped.
jaus tail is actually a beard that ran away from jaus tail face and is impersonating him, causing all kinds of trouble. Beard was last seen briefly eating at cafe with a pregnant Owl by the name of Jessica before leaving Southward in a motorized top hat.
Arpeggio is pimping her latest book by tacking fliers to the back of unsuspecting patrons. She is also selling add space on her skin using either digital strips or decal-style temporary tattoos.
MatthewHJonesAuthor is actually a handful of rogue bitcoins that are masquerading as a AW member. The real MatthewHJonesAuthor is currently immured in his own basement. The makeshift Judas gate installed in the basement door allows the guard posted there to provide Matthew with all the essential amenities.
Once I was walking by NathanBrazil's house after his wife took down all the curtains for washing. Nathan got confused and thought he was in a terrarium. He smashed his face up against the glass, hands splayed out gecko style, and yowled. His wife threw rocks at him and broke the window because she misunderstood the saying about throwing rocks and living in glass houses. Poor Nathan. Poor Nathan's wife.
jaus has hello kitty tattoo'd on his left testicle and emily strange on the right. he thought it would be cool at first but hair grew back and now emily has a beard.
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