Non Sequitur

[Sheila Muirenn]

The golf course had a big hill that we used for sledding in winter.

 

[Lavern08]

*Wonders where these grey hairs are coming from*

 

[shakeysix]

Chicken Alfredo gives me heartburn and I don't like his sister much either.

 

[Sheila Muirenn]

I wonder how I can point her towards an AA meeting without pissing her off.

 

[Kylabelle]

I'll say this, the fleas know way more than anyone gives them credit for.

 

[Vito]

it was like having deja vu and seeing an optical illusion at the same time, simultaneously

 

[Sheila Muirenn]

Disparate. Desperate. Disjointed.

Disappoint.

 

[Anna H]

The Rosetta Stone was smaller than I expected.

 

[Sheila Muirenn]

Jock straps taste like candy.

 

[Jett.]

Hodor.

 

[Kylabelle]

^+1

 

[Kylabelle]

There's the high track and there's the low track, but the low track sorta tends to disappear into the swamp, so when we want to get rid of someone, one of us will send the message, to lose: low track, and they never know what we're on about until it's too late.

 

[Lavern08]

You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em...

 

[Sheila Muirenn]

It's Texas time on the ranch, giddy up cowfriend!

 

[ArachnePhobia]

Could you consider a Rolodex an antique now that everyone's phone numbers are just programmed into their phones?

 

[C.bronco]

Pong, released now, would be a flop. In context, it stands as a triumph in the annals of time.



(I just used "annals" again! I am waiting for witty retorts.)

 

[swachski]

I don't do annals..

 

[Sheila Muirenn]

Take a holiday on the shore and hunt sharks' teeth in the sand. Watch waves. Hike.

 

[shakeysix]

Bradbury often mentions canals in his Martian annals.

 

[Sheila Muirenn]

Fire trucks shouldn't burn books.

 

[Kylabelle]

I need to replace my Rolodex.

 

[Vito]

But these lima beans were huge. I'll betcha they're not actually lima beans; I'll betcha they're actually some other kind of vegetable that goes by a different name. That's how much bigger they were.

 

[Southpaw]

What did Eve just eat?

 

[Duchessmary]

king to queen's level 4

 

[ArachnePhobia]

...I really feel sorry for anyone who missed all that.