1. The kiss was tender and soft, both of them knowing what the other wanted. All work and no play makes Peter a dull boy. All work and no play makes Peter a dull boy. All work and no play makes Peter a dull boy. All work and no play makes Peter a dull boy. He pulled her closer, feeling the passion rising.
5. 'Oh god, sorry. I'm running late but I have the lube and the chicken. You still have the orbital sander, right? Ok, I'm heading over to the supermarket, was it Ben and Jerry's or Haagen Dazs that worked so well last time?'
Things you would like to hear voters say at meet and greets with politicians
"God, you're a freakin' immoral idiot and I wish you were dead and I *don't* mean anything personal by that but simply that the entire condition of the world would be vastly improved if you were not alive and I just *don't* get why no-body ever says so to your face! God, I *hate* you and would love to see your pathetic body curl up and dissolve into green slime right now! .... I mean .... !ARGH! ... what kind of universe with any concept of justice would allow you to exist??? I mean ... *urrrrghhh* .... [walks off shaking head in confusion]
3. "I heard a new word today...asshat. Yeah I think it has something to do with one of the candidates, not sure which one though. Maybe I should Google it?"
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