The No News is No News Purgatory Thread, Vol. 7

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Calla Lily

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:LilLove: phoenix, great idea!

I'm outta here, gang. I'll be Tweeting a bit, but the laptop is staying home, and AW is wicked hard to read on my phone. So, safe and fun weekend, don't land in jail, and I'll see you all sometime late Sunday.

*snorples*
 

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Maryn and Caleb, have you seen this? Cracks me up every time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ezWgCbRELs

(Obviously I've given up working and am just eating the candy corn.)
I know it was an ad, but I kept waiting for someone to step in and yank that kid out of the store, possibly with a well placed smack on the bottom. The thought of having a child who behaved like that made my jaw ache from clenching my teeth.

Is that like when you break up with someone and they say, "You know what? No. We're not breaking up. This is just a phase of our relationship"???
Sounds familiar. For nearly TWO years I tried to break up with someone I lived with. He was that manipulative. I finally bought a house and moved...

Have a fabulous time, Rick! I am so happy for you.

Yay, Dragonfly! Very exciting!
I'm heading to one of those weddings tomorrow where I have not met a single person.
Sounds like my first wedding. I didn't know anyone except the man I was marrying.
Question... And I think blue might be able to answer this, but if anyone else can feel free to chime in. Have any of you wrote a nonfiction book proposal before? Or Do any of you know of a good reference for nonfiction book proposals?
I'm afraid I'm not much help on this. I researched publishers for wine books, found the one I wanted to pitch, checked their website, didn't find submission guidelines so I called them. I ended up speaking to the editor who was excited about the topic and asked me for an introduction, TOC and first three chapters. I sent those to him and that started the ball rolling.

One thing I would suggest is to consider the scope of your audience. If you think it has wide appeal, go for an agent. But if you feel it will be somewhat limited, or less than a certain number, consider going straight to publishers who specialize in your subject matter. My book is selling very well for non-fic and topic, but I still don't think it's enough to attract an agent. Plus, I like having the extra 10%...when I can actually wrestle the check out of the pub's hot little hands.

Fire, I always love the stories of your editing.

Suki, feel better!

Safe travels, Lil, and have fun!

More :Hug2:for Xiao's mum. So glad you finally got her covered on insurance.
 

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Dys - Woot! (None of us are suprised. ;) )
 

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Yay, Dys!! Yeah, not surprised.

I don't usually write myself funny notes, though my outlines typically end in something vague like "somehow they stop the bad guys - how???" Fortunately, my subconscious tends to figure that stuff out by the time I get to it.
 

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And take your stapler with you.

Actually power strip. They can't have my power strip

Take 'em both!

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who does her outlines like this.

(There's still a post-it note on my desktop that says "Foreplay will fix this.")

Hm, maybe this should be a Purgy Poll? Share your most amusing/most random outline notes! Come on, you know you want to. :tongue

Half way through MS, note read "Steamy but no smex yet".:e2kissy:

:LilLove: phoenix, great idea!

I'm outta here, gang. I'll be Tweeting a bit, but the laptop is staying home, and AW is wicked hard to read on my phone. So, safe and fun weekend, don't land in jail, and I'll see you all sometime late Sunday.

*snorples*

Can't promise this, but I'll try. Have fun!

Yay, Dys!! Yeah, not surprised.

Ditto
 

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Thanks, everyone! :heart:

It's kind of sad how much of a sucker for external validation I am, but yeah... ;) Definitely excited that test is over and done with. I'm having my three-and-a-half-hour German one this week.
 

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mornin' puglets!

drive safe and have a blast lily pie!

suki, feel better. you've had a lot on your
plate before and since launch. crazy ass time.
i see both you and blondie making the rounds--tiring!!
you guys are fabulous.

i don't write funny notes either when writing
and brainstorming. i'm very matter of fact and
"this needs to be done". funny, as i DO tend to
be funny in real life.

i've dragged on authorly duties mainly due
to my mom's healthcare stuff going on this week.
trying to get back on it today.

TGIF, puglets!

/bootay shake!!
 

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Loving all those comments, everyone, those pertaining to hot smooch just like those that don't. :D

Cindy, hugs. That kind of stuff would throw anyone. So glad you and your mum got something worked out. Fingers crossed for a quick and stress-free recovery for her.

Safe travels to Suki and everyone else who is traveling this weekend.

I know it's almost lunch time, but somehow I'm thinking sugar. Pastry party, anyone?
 

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Purgs.

My notes are usually uber-helpful like: "MAKE WITH A PLOT ANYTIME, GENIUS" or "PLAY THE FIGHT RIFF!!!!!"

The masks are finished, and I am soooo happy with them. Considering I never made a mask before, they came out amazingly well. Also, fun foam makes great leather!

Now, I'm completely murderizing a goth trenchcoat to fit my cartoonishly huge American boobs. By tomorrow. I don't sew. Should drive me almost sane.
 

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thanks, dys! and mm, pastry!

i also repped tas that i take FULL CREDIT
for the hot smooch comments. i remember i
was hot smooching like mad in sims because
i was SO BORED by the game. haha!
even if the phrase didn't stick to the puglet
dictionary...

did a blog post about Diverse 3nergies
officially releasing, hoorah! now a call to my
mommy and hopefully tackling another must
do author task that has nothing to do with working
on a novel. ha!

tomorrow i got invited to sign at an
very official reading association thing. they
didn't have time to let me present (better that
way after sirens) but i wonder if i'll sell even one
copy while sitting there for 2 hours? thought i'd
give it a try since i'd never heard of this association
so checking it out.
 

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*waves to Rick & Lynne*

Hmmm....I wonder who lives near Vegas. :)
 

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Me. Want. Pictures.

Dys, WTG, chica. Delighted to be amused by your surprise.

Caleb, I think Mich@el Hy@tt has a comprehensive series on his blog about NF proposals.

Red, A Christmas Candy Caning?

Master Krampus, Come Down My Chimney

A Log and Two Gift Sacks

....yeah. I'm in a weird mood. Tired, angsty, especially because it's self-inflicted, which I hate.

Love you guys, though it's probably best if I lay low.
 
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