The Old Farts Bar, Grill and Infirmary
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Years ago, I dated a young lady who always wore a teddy at breakfast at her place. We never seemed to get to the fried eggs and grits. Is a teddy a foundation garment?Nothing, really. It's just important to have the right foundation garments.
I was a fairly young cub at the time. Besides, I'm still quite naive and innocent.
I think a teddy could be considered a foundation garment, though in the example you gave, it sounds as if it didn't 'stay' on long enough to be the foundation of anything, other than, perhaps, The Foundation for the Proliferation of the Human Species because
Corsets have more stays.
Trussed me on this.
I'm in favor of a breakfast teddy, Bear.
Chase, pointing up the importance of punctuation and capitalization.
Chase, pointing up the importance of punctuation and capitalization.
I think a teddy could be considered a foundation garment, though in the example you gave, it sounds as if it didn't 'stay' on long enough to be the foundation of anything, other than, perhaps, The Foundation for the Proliferation of the Human Species because
Corsets have more stays.
Of corset, they do.
Like a FB post I saw the other day, "FOUND: pit bull/terrier mix, has rabies, tag, and collar." Probably was supposed to be, "has rabies tag and collar."
Haggis, can I be "Sociopath of the Week" next week? Can I, huh? Huh? Can I?
Okay, the following week? Can I? Huh? Can I?
I may be overqualified, but can I, huh?
Okay, the following week? Can I? Huh? Can I?
I may be overqualified, but can I, huh?
I see a lot of east coast menagerie favoritism in bestowing these honors. Eg: Chihuahuas and bears and mooses, oh my.
Indeed I am. And the Muppet is a Jarmin. He used to be an Englisher but I guess they threw him out. The Parumdragon is from the Azarona deserts.I thought the chihooahooa was an upper midwesterner.
Of course, we haven't had any Romanians, to my knowledge.
Nope, no Romanians, unless you count that young eye-candy, andreea, but her command of English, better than some we know (how is Porter, anyway?) indicates that she's from New Yawk City or Washington, D.C. So, I don't think she's really in Romania.
SR, yes, we know that we should be writing instead of playing geographical guessing games because
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Moose is from Oregon and been kicked out of 49 states .. Mostly a leftcoaster but has actually lived in all of the places the sociopathers are for at least three months before being caught.
Philly (actually Somerdale, NJ) 10 years
Jarmany (Frankfort) 6 months)
Arizona (Tempe) 10 years
Michigan ( Whitehall) 4 months
and if the Bear gets it ..
Havre de Grace 6 mos
Does this constitute a pattern?
Philly (actually Somerdale, NJ) 10 years
Jarmany (Frankfort) 6 months)
Arizona (Tempe) 10 years
Michigan ( Whitehall) 4 months
and if the Bear gets it ..
Havre de Grace 6 mos
Does this constitute a pattern?
1. To every true westerner, everything on the other side of the Mississippi is "back east" or "east coast."
B. Everyone was somewhere else once. Because I spent a miserable week at Ft. Dix, New Jersey, doesn't make me a Jersey shorer, boardwalker, or Princeton grad.
Trey. Since I was born and raised in Montana, even seven years with an Oregon driver's license doesn't make me an Oregunner, but where you are is where you're perceived to be from. Get used to it.
IV. Not being wrapped in fur and living west of the Big Muddy has kept me out of the running for the coveted certified Sociopath of the Week dis-stink-shun, and I resent it. I would complain to a northwestern mod if there was one which I doubt.
B. Everyone was somewhere else once. Because I spent a miserable week at Ft. Dix, New Jersey, doesn't make me a Jersey shorer, boardwalker, or Princeton grad.
Trey. Since I was born and raised in Montana, even seven years with an Oregon driver's license doesn't make me an Oregunner, but where you are is where you're perceived to be from. Get used to it.
IV. Not being wrapped in fur and living west of the Big Muddy has kept me out of the running for the coveted certified Sociopath of the Week dis-stink-shun, and I resent it. I would complain to a northwestern mod if there was one which I doubt.
Yes, I see a pattern there. All those time periods are actually prison sentences, from heavy misdemeanor to moderate offenses for moonshining.
Even though the paraphernalia is pretty much the same, is boiling down maple juice the same as moonshining?
Curious people who buy hooch and flapjack topping at Safeway want to know.
It is interesting how sometimes a little or more corn mash or something gets mixed in with the sap and forgotten for a while and you have to take it to the distiller thingy which is not much like the syrup evaporator or something to clean it up sort of and bottle it long neked bottles that are not supposed to usually be mistaken or something for maple syrup bottles which are lots of shapes but not long neked ones so that what comes out of them wont surprised you to very much or make you gasp and inhale wrong sort of and waste good drops of what came out and fell into your mouth so no because
It seems like sociopathy follows you around.
I've done been found out.
or was that kicked out?
You might take into consideration that, when Haggis was a pup, Michigan was the northwest ...
eta .. How do you get a degree in sociopathy and make lots of money doing it?
You might take into consideration that, when Haggis was a pup, Michigan was the northwest ...
eta .. How do you get a degree in sociopathy and make lots of money doing it?
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