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Damn I love candy-stripped stockings and high-heeled boots. Kelly, how'd you know?
So... where would you wear that outfit, Ted?
Um, W V
Damn I love candy-stripped stockings and high-heeled boots. Kelly, how'd you know?
So... where would you wear that outfit, Ted?
Christmas is such a sexy time of year, isn't it?
How much does a mall Santa Claus make Ted?
Cella always did fall for a guy in a uniform.I was never a mall Santa. I was the kid who took pictures of the screaming brats on his lap. I had to sign all kinds of legal paperwork saying I wouldn't do this or that. I thought it was a joke until I saw just how many sloppy drunk secretaries showed up at night to sit on the old guy's lap.
I want to go moose hunting now. Porter, could you take me moose hunting?
One woman was on his lap and while kissing him, lifted her skirt to reveal the absence of certain garments. Before I could snap the picture, some security goofballs (REACT if you know who they are) freaked out and escorted her away. I still hate those guys. She was hot.
With today's technology it could have gone viral on you tube.
oh yeah ...
That's disgusting
"Falling down drunk" in front of a police officer is not the same thing, Haggis.