The thread in which Haggis now talks to himself

[TrainofThought]

Hey, that reminds me!

I was doing a lot of DIY stuff around the place yesterday. Yanno, putting up some blinds, nailing a lot of stuff (tee hee) and all that.

And I couldn't help thinking how much I need some more tools.

So I came here!

Problem solved.

Ooo, big man hanging blinds and nailing stuff. *Hope his stuffed Rabbit dodged the nailing*

We've reconstructed our place.

I thought that was me.

You thought wrong, Gail. I'm older, wiser and sluttier. Oh...and I have more insurance than you do.

 

[KellyAssauer]

Epiphany:

There must be hundreds, if not thousands, of contests being held around the world at this very minute that I will never know existed...

and not knowing about them,
can be a very good thing.


*adjusts lifetime prude pin and wanders away...*

 

[kenthepen]

Our 'new' house was built in 1900.......... doesn't need much reconstruction, at least not until that new electricity stuff makes it out this far........

 

[swachski]

You're powering your computer off of positive thinking, aren't you?

 

[regdog]

Positive test results around here aren't always a good thing.

 

[cray]

are you ready for a little snow, reg?
translation: a shitload.

looks like we may get lucky with only 2-4 inches.

 

[Haggis]

are you ready for a little snow, reg?
translation: a shitload.

looks like we may get lucky with only 2-4 inches.

2 to 4 inches? How can you get lucky if that's all you have?

 

[swachski]

ehem... sorry, cary... that was cold..

 

[cray]

i can't believe they made him a mod.


that's terrible.

 

[Haggis]

 

[cray]

also, haggis i need a supermod to schmoo swachski.
is that somehting you can handle or should i ask one of the real supermods?

 

[swachski]

also, haggis i need a supermod to schmoo swachski.
is that somehting you can handle or should i ask one of the real supermods?

I think Haggis can handle somehting... not sure what that hting is, but it's better than nohting..

 

[cray]

 

[kenthepen]

Austin Powers was a mod.

 

[cray]

Trust me,
You get used to it...

i don't trust you and i'll never get used to haggis having any sort of power.














*looks at swach*


ok. well, sometimes haggis does good things with his power!

 

[swachski]

GAH!


I guess the camera does add pounds..


*works it..*

 

[Haggis]

also, haggis i need a supermod to schmoo swachski.
is that somehting you can handle or should i ask one of the real supermods?

You appear to have handled it just fine by yourself, Incher.

 

[quickWit]

*stares at swach's rack*

 

[cray]

it's "racks."

 

[Jaycinth]

I have lost my frikkin mind.

 

[swachski]

Hey, my eyes are up....

..you know, forget my eyes...

 

[Jaycinth]

2 to 4 inches? How can you get lucky if that's all you have?

That's a very small problem, Haggis. Tiny, insignificant. If he feels lucky to have it, well then, just close your eyes and think of England....

 

[cray]

damn you people.




also, reg is getting 24 inches.

 

[kenthepen]

Do it for the Queen?

 

[Haggis]

*Seriously now? When have you ever seen a chariot w/o a gladiator?*

Comin' for to carry me home?