The Thread Where Cray Now Rampages All by Himself

[TedTheewen]

I don't buy drugs any more.

I'm like one of those 'pro' gamers that get free copies of the new games...

Kells!

Here's our new fall pharmaceutical samples!
Try them out for a few months and let us know what you like when you regain motor control!

-Thanx so much!
the boys at Merck

This gives me so many ideas, I just squeed. In fact, I squeed so loud, the circus freaks upstairs wondered what happened, then they got scared because Dawg only knows what kind of weirdness would make a guy like me Squee.

 

[slcboston]

I like that you can terrorize your neighbors just by squeeing.

 

[PorterStarrByrd]

I fell once

 

[KellyAssauer]

I fell once

We knew this...
.

 

[Michael Myers]

Was that before or after you squeed on the electric fence?

 

[Haggis]

Hotlinking were we?

 

[parumpdragon]

Hotlinking were we?

-chuckle-


Morning Mr. Chui. Hope your night was good. It stormed here, shook the house. Lots of lightning.

 

[Haggis]

'Halo, Ms. Dragon. Our weather's been relatively reasonable lately. That means it's due to change any day.

 

[PorterStarrByrd]

I changed once

 

[CassandraW]

I changed once

not enough.

 

[TedTheewen]

-chuckle-


Morning Mr. Chui. Hope your night was good. It stormed here, shook the house. Lots of lightning.

PD!!!!!!!!

It's warm and humid here. You should totally come up to WI for Cheese Days in September. I mean, it's a thing that draws people from all over. You'd love it.

If you'd like I could drive you up here so you wouldn't have to mess with airplanes and stuff. My van is safe, you know.

 

[parumpdragon]

PD!!!!!!!!

It's warm and humid here. You should totally come up to WI for Cheese Days in September. I mean, it's a thing that draws people from all over. You'd love it.

If you'd like I could drive you up here so you wouldn't have to mess with airplanes and stuff. My van is safe, you know.

Ted, that is very kind of you, but no thank you. I wilt in humidity.

 

[TedTheewen]

Ok. I'm just here to help.

 

[PorterStarrByrd]

You have a Government job?

 

[regdog]

Would explain the amount of help given.

 

[parumpdragon]

Would explain the amount of help given.

 

[TedTheewen]

Would explain the amount of help offered.

FIFY

I know that English is not your first language, coming from different planet n' stuff.

 

[PorterStarrByrd]

so you own a help van?

 

[regdog]

There's no help for Ted or his van.

 

[parumpdragon]

I was told by a certain Chui-MasterMOD that I had to share this. It's one of my favorites.

 

[Haggis]

I was told by a certain Chui-MasterMOD that I had to share this. It's one of my favorites.

Well done, PD.

Did you take that pic last year when cray was doing the swimming portion of the iron battery contest?

 

[CassandraW]

Check out that good-looking guy next to him. Sure, he's a little pale, but look at that beautiful smile.

 

[parumpdragon]

Well done, PD.

Did you take that pic last year when cray was doing the swimming portion of the iron battery contest?

Why yes, yes I did.

I have this addiction to photography, and I just happened to be in the neighborhood...

and well, the photo speaks for itself.

 

[TedTheewen]

Why yes, yes I did.

I have this addiction to photography, and I just happened to be in the neighborhood...

and well, the photo speaks for itself.

I knew! I totally knew it! You were stalking Cray!

PD, you've got a van of your own, don't you?

Admit it! You have a van, too, and you were following Cray around!

That's why Cray is so terrified of me. He's been seeing your van and thinking it was me, but in reality it was you the whole time!

I'm innocent! Cray, I'm totally innocent.

 

[parumpdragon]

I do not have a van, Ted. I have a sparkly uni-pony that comes with puppies and rainbows, and love, and it has cloaking abilities.


No, Cray is definitely afraid of your van, man.