Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster (archive)

[bsolah]

rhymegirl dances the hockey-pockey in hawaii on Friday nights

 

[Silver King]

Bsolah writes light yet inspirational fantasies geared toward children ages ten and under.

 

[bsolah]

Bsolah writes light yet inspirational fantasies geared toward children ages ten and under.

Oh, that's just outrageous!!!



Silver King lives in the air conditioning duct of my office building, playing Dungeons and Dragons all day and coming down to eat all of my reports out of my hard drive at night (think my boss will buy that?)

 

[rhymegirl]

bsolah is really an insect from a planet far far away.

 

[poetinahat]

bsolah is in the current version of Australian Big Brother. Trouble is, he thinks he's on Dancing with the Stars. He's wondering why his dance partner is wearing tracky dacks instead of lycra.

eta: dangit, too slow.

Kathy has been cast in the Broadway production of "A-Team: The Musical!" Her interpretation of Mr. T has been hailed by critics and florists alike.

 

[rhymegirl]

Poetinahat actually hates hats. He prefers to wear flowers in his hair along with his hula skirt and halter top.

 

[PrettySpecialGal]

Rhymegirl doesn't rhyme her poems

 

[brokenfingers]

PrettySpecialGal got her name at Kmart.

 

[bsolah]

Broken fingers has 12 broken toes

 

[Mandy]

bsolah rigged the lottery.

 

[bsolah]

Mandy was the prize

 

[auntybug]

bsolah was bitten my the spider in his avatar. He now spins webs and quietly saves the world.

 

[Komnena]

Auntybug was born in Grand Fenwick.

 

[talkwrite]

Komena was the mayor of Grand Fenwick

 

[Komnena]

talkwrite is a space pirate.

 

[Parkinsonsd]

Komnena was arrested seven times for indecent exposure, then she switched to a digital camera.

 

[brokenfingers]

Parkinsond was the secret inspiration behind The Eiger Sanction by Trevanian.

 

[Mandy]

Broken Fingers is Bill Gates.

 

[akiwiguy]

Mandy is Bill Gate's mistress.

 

[rhymegirl]

Akiwiguy hates erotica. His will only read G-rated novels and watch G-rated movies.

 

[Parkinsonsd]

Rhymegirl is a notorious super-villain who, after a near fatal exposure to omega-3 radiation, has the power to instantaneously clog and unclog other people's arteries.

She uses this power to incapacitate bank employees, armored car drivers, and pizza delivery men.

 

[TrainofThought]

Parkinsonsd is the hit man hired to take out K-Fed.

 

[bsolah]

Parkinsonsd is a coffee mug maker who's on the run from a mob of tea cup makers hell bent on making sure there are no mugs to drink coffee from and hence tea will take over the world.

 

[akiwiguy]

TrainOfThought and bsolah deliberately synchronise their pressing of the "Post Reply" button, then phone each other and ask, with quite a lot of heavy breathing, "Did that feel good for you too?"

 

[bsolah]

akiwiguy had web cams on both of us and has a copy on sale via eBay