Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster (archive)

[PrettySpecialGal]

Bsolah makes up horrors to cope with the real ones...

 

[Parkinsonsd]

PrettySpecialGal is really a large black man.

 

[Lyra Jean]

Parkinsonsd isn't temporarily offline just temporarily off kilter.

 

[bsolah]

rosemerry is the evil overlord of the alien invasion

 

[Mandy]

bsolah just got voted off a reality TV show.

 

[bsolah]

Mandy rigged the voting to vote me off but training Gerbils five months before the start of filming - and Richard Gere nearly ruined it for her.

 

[Mandy]

...but only because bsolah had Richard Gere on speed dial and enlisted his help in order to foil my evil plan.

 

[Lyra Jean]

Not only does Mandy want designer handbags but she wants an outfit to match each bag. Did I mention her shoe fetish? She meticulously matches her shoes to her handbags, down to the shade. If she can't find a pair she'll get one on special order.

 

[Just Mike]

rosemerry was voted "Most Likely to Appear on Cops Outside of a Double-Wide Trailer Holding a Can of Pabst Blue Ribbon, Smoking a Camel, and Swearing at the Top of Her Lungs" in her high school yearbook.

 

[bsolah]

Just Mike is right behind you; that's all of you reading this post, Just Mike is standing there behind you

 

[rhymegirl]

Bsolah is a five-year-old child who likes posting on AW while his parents aren't looking. But one day he decided to use his crayons on the computer screen while posting and got in big trouble. He'll be staying in his room now for a while.

 

[Lyra Jean]

RhymeGirl is a direct descendant of Anne Hutchinson.

 

[Mandy]

rosemerry discovered time travel.

 

[PeeDee]

Mandy is actually a midget drag queen from Northern Alaska who sleeps poorly because she's not used to it being dark every single night and so sometimes she takes heavy sleeping pills, but that's neither here nor there, especially since she can't find them.

 

[Silver King]

PeeDee never uses video clips of Denis Leary in his posts to drive home the relevance of his comments.

 

[Mandy]

Silver King is actually about 1/15th alien, having descended from an ancient extra terrestrial Duke.

 

[Jacob]

Mandy lost 2 of her fingers in a freak juggling accident.....and get this.........
She was juggling lawnmowers........ whoaoooooooooooooooo

 

[Parkinsonsd]

Jacob dared her to try, this was after a horrific chain saw swallowing incident on his part.

 

[Jacob]

Pakinsond is an Android..........
Thats all.

 

[PeeDee]

Jacob DIDN'T steal his headband from Matthew Mcconaughey

 

[Mandy]

PeeDee is being paid off by Jacob to deflect attention from the horrible headband stealing incident.

 

[TrainofThought]

Mandy is a drug dealer in a posh neighborhood bringing in close to $5,000 a week.

 

[akiwiguy]

Mandy ends up with $2.99 a week after TrainofThought arrives wearing a fedora, a big furry coat and about a thousand items of bling, and takes her cut.

 

[TrainofThought]

Then I head to my Master’s place, akiwiguy, giving him my cut and being his submissive for the evening.

 

[akiwiguy]

TrainofThought is actually a beautiful Parisian fashion photographer, and her WIP is set in akiwiguy's house, better known as château of Roissy,